Secretary Wang's smile froze on his face, and the air froze briefly.
The duck looked at him.
He looked at the duck.
The servant couldn't help but shrink his neck in the empty and cold room.
At this moment, the servant heard Secretary Wang's voice, and he responded softly: "Okay, give it a try."
The servant was stunned.
The little duck took out his cell phone and said, "Wait a minute, I'll make a call."
Half an hour later.
Xiaoya and Secretary Wang were sitting on the sofa, waiting for the monks, Taoists, and nuns to arrive.
They entered the door one after another, looked at each other's clothes, looked at each other, and said to themselves that they didn't expect Chinese bosses to be so fond of combining Chinese and Western styles!
"Is it them?"
"Yeah." Little Duck nodded.
"Then let's get started." Secretary Wang nodded his chin.
But the Taoist monks and nuns opposite were a little stunned.
The Taoist priest first asked: "What to start with? You haven't mentioned your needs yet."
Secretary Wang turned to stare at the duck with a smile: "You want to exorcise me from evil spirits, right?"
"Hmm." Xiaoya responded without blushing at all.
Secretary Wang turned his head back: "Then let's exorcise the evil spirits, come on."
The Taoist priest sighed: "If I had told you earlier, we wouldn't be able to do this."
Secretary Wang was startled: "Can't do it?"
"Yes, that's called gathering people to engage in feudal superstitious activities. That's illegal." The Taoist priest said firmly.
Secretary Wang:?
Little Duck:?
A look of confusion flashed across Little Duck's eyes: "Then why are you staying at my grandpa's house if you don't know how to exorcise evil spirits?"
The monk clasped his hands together: "Recite sutras."
The nun also made the sign of the cross.
"Can't chanting sutras ward off evil spirits?" The little duck was confused, thinking, isn't that what the books say?
"Of course not! If you say you can, I'm calling it false propaganda and promoting superstition, which is also illegal." The Taoist priest said with a twitching face.
The monk continued: "Yes, the purpose of chanting sutras is to make Mr. Wei peaceful, so that he can forget the worries of the world as soon as possible and achieve bliss in the next life. It is not to drive away evil spirits in this life."
The little duck felt something was wrong: "How can a person achieve bliss in the next life? Isn't that also false propaganda?"
The monk waved his hand: "Hey, who knows if there is bliss? Just like no one knows if there are aliens in this world. So this is not false propaganda."
"Sounds like a liar." Xiaoya frowned.
"How can a little girl say this? How can you call it a lie?"
"How much did my grandfather give you?"
"That's not money, it's a philanthropic donation. About 800,000 yuan is donated to us every month."
The little duck's expression collapsed: "Grandpa is really a prodigal."
The Taoist priest didn't agree with this and said, "Maybe those foreign ones are more expensive."
The little duck turned to look at the nuns and the archbishop beside them, and asked about their "monthly salary" in English.
The archbishop didn't hide it, after all, in his opinion, the money was just a drop in the bucket for the Gui family.
"A hundred thousand," answered the archbishop.
Xiaoya thought for a while, then turned and asked Secretary Wang: "But what he got should be US dollars, right?"
Secretary Wang nodded.
"I'm going to call uncle and fire them." Xiaoya frowned.
She didn't expect it to be so expensive!
Secretary Wang said with a smile: "Now, I have a way..."
"Huh?" Xiaoya looked at him.
"You call your uncle first and ask him what visa your grandfather applied for when they entered the country."
The little duck nodded and obeyed.
Wei Wenqing was surprised when he received the call. He didn't know why, but he asked someone to check it anyway.
A few minutes later, Xiaoya turned to look at Secretary Wang again: "It's a business visa."
Secretary Wang's smile did not change: "Then you can get back all the money you paid them before you fire them."
"Why?" This is the duck's blind spot.
"Visas for entering other countries are divided into tourist visas, business visas and work visas. The business visa is valid for a long time, but there are certain restrictions. If you want to be employed and receive wages from the employer, you must apply for a work visa. Otherwise, it is illegal. ...After they come to China, it is a violation of the law to take money from your grandfather.”
The little duck's eyes lit up: "So there is such a thing!"
Secretary Wang nodded slightly and smiled softly: "Their gods didn't bless them. They didn't even give them a lawyer."
The archbishop didn't understand Chinese. His eyes moved from Little Duck to Secretary Wang, and then back again. He had no idea what was going on.
Only the Taoist priests and monks were dumbfounded when they heard this, and thought to themselves, damn, it’s a good thing we are Chinese!
They looked at Secretary Wang carefully and thought it was too bad! This man is so damaged! No wonder it’s time to “exorcise evil spirits”!
At this time, the little duck turned his head back and was not in a hurry to negotiate with the archbishop.
Secretary Wang said it was illegal, but to what extent was it illegal?
She picked up her phone and started searching for keywords.
"...If the circumstances are serious, they will be detained for not less than 5 days but not more than 15 days, and may be fined not less than 5,000 yuan but not more than 20,000 yuan, and their illegal gains will be confiscated..."
The little duck raised his face and naturally translated this sentence to the archbishop.
The archbishop's face quickly turned green.
But that’s not all…
"You are still conducting illegal missionary activities and have not registered with the religious affairs department. This is strictly prohibited in China and is also illegal..."
When Secretary Wang heard this, the smile on his face suddenly grew wider.
This is not what he said. Well, the kid just searched it on his mobile phone?
He also drew inferences about other cases.
The archbishop's face turned completely green now, and he said excitedly: "Your heart is not sincere! Your grandfather's heart is not sincere either! You Chinese people have no faith!"
The little duck wondered: "If you can't fulfill people's wishes, why do you blame people for being dishonest? Aren't you incompetent?"
The archbishop became even more angry and said with a stiff face: "The money will be returned to you!"
The little duck was satisfied: "Bye then."
The archbishop fell back in anger and walked out with the nuns.
The little duck slowly turned his head and looked at the monks and Taoists again.
They thought to themselves, no, no, this little girl would even want their money back?
They carefully thought about whether they had committed any illegal acts in the process...
"What did you use the merit money you received?"
"Ah?" The Taoist priest was stunned.
Still the monk replied: "Repair the temple."
“It’s grandpa’s merit that he gave me the money, but what about your merit?”
"This..." What does this little girl mean?
"Let's go. Remember to share your merits with others. You don't even have the ability to exorcise evil spirits, so you should accumulate some virtues for yourself first." Xiaoya said seriously.
The monks and Taoists opened their mouths but choked again.
If someone else were to say this, it would sound like a mockery.
But the children's eyes were clear and their tone was serious, which made them unable to refute.
Secretary Wang was immediately overjoyed from behind: "It's so interesting!"
The monks and Taoists glanced at Secretary Wang, really afraid that this strange man might give the children another idea and take away the money from their pockets.
So I left quickly.
Silence returned to the room.
Xiaoya looked at Secretary Wang again and sighed.
Secretary Wang smiled and pointed at himself: "So I'm hopeless now, right?"
"There is still some hope."
"Um?"
"Listen to me from now on."
Secretary Wang was stunned for a moment, then smiled again: "Okay."
