"Woooooooo..." Xiong Chumo turned his head and asked Wang Bo with puzzled eyes what was going on?
"It's nothing, just shut up." Wang Bo warned him seriously before letting go.
"Third brother, what's going on?" Xiong Chumo looked confused.
Wang Bo hesitated, not knowing what to say.
Chen Zepi pointed at himself with a smile: "Old Xi, I was the one who confessed yesterday."
Xiong Chumo turned to look at Chen Ze, his face even more confused: "Brother, who are you? The voice sounds familiar. Also, you speak a little strangely."
Chen Ze snorted coldly: "I am your father!"
"Holy shit! Are you Lao Chen?" Xiong Chumo jumped up in fright, tripping over his chair and falling to the ground.
Only then did he realize that the handsome man in front of him was actually Chen Ze!
And he’s still the man in the hot post!
Xiong Chumo was so embarrassed that he almost dug out of the three bedrooms and two living rooms. He was trying his best to think back to what bad words he had just said about Chen Ze?
At this time, a handsome boy covered in famous brands came in.
It was Yang Qianshan, the second in command in the dormitory.
"What's going on?" Yang Qianshan walked in curiously and asked, but the three roommates didn't say anything.
"What are you looking at?" He curiously leaned in front of Xiong Chumo's computer. When he saw the hot post on the school forum, he immediately became excited: "Hey, I just read this post and was just about to tell you this joke. .”
"Second brother, stop it quickly!" Xiong Chumo shouted immediately.
"Why?" Yang Qianshan was very puzzled.
Xiong Chumo didn't know what to say and remained silent.
So Yang Qianshan looked at Wang Bo and found that Wang Bo's eyes were a little strange. He couldn't help but be more confused: "Lao San, what's going on?"
Wang Bo didn't say anything either.
Yang Qianshan continued to shift his gaze and saw an unknown person standing next to Wang Bo, and asked again: "Who is this guy? Your friend?"
Wang Bo nodded: "Yeah."
"He's quite handsome, just a little bit worse than me." Yang Qianshan was a familiar face. He looked at Chen Ze and smiled: "Brother, my name is Yang Qianshan, my father Yang Erhe, how about you?"
Chen Ze looked at him and asked, "Son, you don't know your father anymore?"
Yang Qianshan became angry when he heard this: "Fuck you!"
Is it appropriate to joke like this when we just met?
If you want to get familiar with me, that's another matter.
No, why does this voice sound familiar?
"This is...Old Chen? Are you kidding? This is Old Chen?!" Yang Qianshan screamed as if he had seen a ghost.
Who else could this handsome voice be than Chen Ze?
As for what Chen Ze originally looked like, Yang Qianshan couldn't say. Because Chen Ze's hair was too long before, the upper half of his face couldn't be seen clearly.
He could only tell that this person was Chen Ze from the silly mushroom hair style.
I didn’t expect that Chen Ze with his hair cut would be so handsome?
How can he be so handsome?
Xiong Chumo spread his hands: "My reaction just now was the same as yours, but he is indeed Lao Chen, the man in the hot post."
Yang Qianshan glanced at the back figure on the computer screen, then at Chen Ze in front of him, and couldn't help but shook his head and made a tut-tut sound.
"Old Chen, although you are quite handsome, you are really inexperienced in dating. How about I, the love sage, teach you some tricks?"
"For example, if I were you, when I confessed my love yesterday, I should have changed my damn hairstyle."
"If you express your love for Song Yuqi in this image today, she will be able to refuse and I will twist off her head and give it to you!"
Wang Bo and Xiong Chumo nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, that makes sense!"
Chen Zexin said, can I not fucking know?
The problem is that I only became handsome today. Even if I changed my hairstyle yesterday, it would still be in vain!
Yang Qianshan pressed his hands softly and asked everyone to sit down: "Sit down, Lao Chen, I will teach you today. Lao San and Lao Xi, you also listen carefully."
"Chasing girls is actually not as difficult as you think. It only requires three things: patience, perseverance and perseverance."
"For example, you should be nice to her, insist on asking her every day, buy some breakfast, and give her some small gifts..."
"Wait a minute." Xiong Chumo took a small notebook and wrote it down.
After hearing Yang Qianshan's words, Chen Ze felt as if he was looking in the mirror.
Wang Bo even doubted whether Yang Qianshan was a classmate in his high school class.
Otherwise, why would he know everything about Chen Ze's pursuit of Song Yuqi?
Yang Qianshan was very satisfied with Xiong Chumo's studious attitude and continued to chatter: "Of course, good things come in hard times."
"Like you, you will definitely encounter this kind of situation. For example, other girls may not pay attention to you at first."
"But you must persevere! Persistence is victory! As the saying goes, where sincerity leads to gold and stone."
"If you were handsome and rich like me, it wouldn't be so difficult."
"If I'm not going to brag, it only takes a week or two to woo the class beauty. The school beauty can be done in a month at most!"
Seeing Yang Qianshan's vow, the corner of Chen Ze's mouth couldn't help but twitch.
The experience shared by Yang Qianshan is clearly the self-cultivation of a licking dog.
He had practiced it long ago in high school, and this road of licking dogs would not work!
In the end, Lao Xi still looked serious and regarded him as a guide, but it seemed that he was about to go astray.
And Wang Bo, a rebellious man with a weak brain, would probably have been deceived to death if he hadn't seen Chen Ze's bloody example.
At this time, Chen Ze's WeChat message rang, and there were several messages from Lalan Yang, Xiao Yu'er and Liu Li.
Chen Ze clicked on the messages and replied one by one.
"Good friends, afternoon games?"
"My good friend has to go to class in the afternoon. Sorry, next time."
“OK 。”
Then he switched to the lazy chat interface.
"Brother Wushuang, hello. I didn't expect you to add me on WeChat. (#^.^#) I'm so happy."
"Why didn't you think of that? I love hearing you sing."
"As long as Brother Wushuang likes it, (#^.^#)"
Then he cut to Liuli's chat interface.
"Brother Wushuang, why don't you reply to messages? Are you busy?"
"Sorry, I just saw the message."
Seeing that Chen Ze was absent from class, Yang Qianshan not only frowned, but was also very dissatisfied: "Old Chen, my experience in picking up girls is never taught easily. Otherwise, I wouldn't bother to say so much because you are not outsiders. .But why don’t you listen attentively?”
"Replying to my girl's message."
Yang Qianshan said calmly: "It's a good thing to reply to messages, but it's not good if you reply too much. Girls will get bored."
"I'm having sex with three girls."
"Ah?" Yang Qianshan felt a little bad: "You can't, right? Can you still talk to three people at once?"
"Well, two anchors and the school beauty Mu."
Yang Qianshan was taken aback, and then looked at Chen Ze with suspicion: "Mu school beauty? Is it Mu Hongyu from your computer school? Why don't I believe it? Let's not talk about chatting, how can you add her on WeChat?"
"Added."
Yang Qianshan stared at Chen Ze: "If the anchor doesn't say anything, I can't verify the authenticity. But I have something to say about the school beauty Mu. I know her WeChat account!"
I, Yang Qianshan, spent a lot of money to find someone to ask for the WeChat account of Mu school beauty, but the friend request was not approved.
Can you, Chen Ze, add me?
Wang Bo was doubtful: "Can't you?"
Xiong Chumo also had a look of disbelief: "I also don't think Lao Chen can be added to Mu's school beauty's WeChat account."
"You can see for yourself." Chen Ze clicked on Mu Hongyu's chat interface and flashed his phone in front of Yang Qianshan: "Don't you know Classmate Mu's WeChat account? Can you see if it's her?"
Yang Qianshan took a closer look...
