There is a grove in almost every university.
Some large schools will have several.
And every grove will become a tryst sanctuary.
Especially at night, you can catch a lot of wild mandarin ducks just by walking around.
Therefore, when a man and a woman enter the woods, they are often assumed to have done something shameful.
However, Mu Hongyu believed that she was not afraid of shadows when she was upright. Today she and Chen Ze entered the woods, just to ask him to help press the injured foot.
Chen Ze showed off a lot tonight.
After all, he had only done it once during the day, and he felt much calmer after doing the same thing at night. His hands were no longer so rebellious, and he sprayed her with medicine conscientiously and rubbed her bruised feet.
"Hmm~oh..."
Chen Ze concentrated on massaging Mu Hongyu for a while, when a strange sound suddenly came from his ears.
He couldn't help but frown and looked up at Mu Hongyu's pretty face: "Can you stop making such strange noises? This is a great challenge to my willpower."
Mu Hongyu's eyes widened: "It wasn't me, I didn't say anything!"
"If it wasn't you, could it be me?"
"It's someone else, idiot!"
Chen Ze listened for a while and finally discovered that the strange movement was coming from the front left of him.
However, the view was blocked by trees and no one could be seen.
Although you can't see anything, hearing those sounds and just thinking about them will make you blush and your heart beats.
"Damn it, it seems to be getting more and more intense... I can't stay here anymore." Chen Ze's Taoist heart was a little unstable.
No matter how careless Mu Hongyu was, she couldn't help but become shy, and a blush appeared on her pretty face: "My feet are much better, how about we go?"
"OK."
Chen Ze put down Mu Hongyu's little feet, waited for her to put on her shoes, and then very gentlemanly helped her up and walked a few steps.
Seeing that she was walking fairly well, he asked her to walk slowly, while he quickly returned to where he was.
Mu Hongyu didn't know what he was going to do. She saw Chen Ze turn on the flashlight of his mobile phone and shine it in front of him, and shouted loudly: "What are you doing?!"
Those movements immediately disappeared for a moment.
"Fuck! The teacher is here! Run!" Chen Ze shouted again.
As the roar spread, Chen Ze immediately heard someone whispering, "Run!"
Then there was a plop, as if someone had not raised his pants and tripped to the ground.
In addition to here, pairs of wild mandarin ducks suddenly sprang out from several other hidden places and fled towards different places.
Damn, so many?
This situation reminded Chen Ze of a poem: Fighting for the crossing, startling a pool of gulls and herons.
Mu Hongyu was shocked: "Where are there so many people hiding?"
Chen Ze came back and supported her arm: "I don't know, I really learned a lot. Let's go back."
Not far away, a few overstuffed guys were digesting their food and strolled here aimlessly.
The sharp-eyed Wang Bo suddenly saw two familiar figures emerging from the woods, and immediately said: "Fuck!"
Yang Qianshan and Xiong Chumo were both startled: "What are you doing? Are you so surprised?"
"Who do you think that is?" Wang Bo stretched out his hand and pointed forward.
Yang Qianshan and the two looked at each other intently, and then showed disbelief: "Are those the school beauties Lao Chen and Mu?"
"Did they get into the woods? Oh my god, did they progress so fast?!"
"How many days have they known each other? Two days or three days?"
"I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out. What ability does Lao Chen have to win over Mu's school beauty so quickly?"
Yang Qianshan looked at Wang Bo and asked with a serious face: "Lao San, you and Lao Chen have known each other for the longest time. Please tell us, does he have any hidden abilities that we don't know about?"
Wang Bo was also surprised: "I don't understand. Isn't my adoptive father just handsome, with some money in his pocket, and good at games? What else does he have?"
Xiong Chumo was convinced, and he counted the numbers on his hands: "Yes, in addition to what Wang Bo said, Lao Chen doesn't like to study, he is not particularly smart, and his moral character is average... In short, he is morally intelligent, physically beautiful, and capable. How can I compare to a good student like me who is polite, knowledgeable and loves to learn?"
Yang Qianshan rolled his eyes: "Do you think Mu, the school beauty, is too superficial? She only likes rich and handsome guys? Then why doesn't she treat me superficially?"
Xiong Chumo thought about it seriously: "I don't know, I need to hold a meeting to study it carefully."
Several people all frowned and studied individually as they walked, arriving at the dormitory together.
Chen Ze hadn't come back yet, so he sent Mu Hongyu to the girls' dormitory first.
The traitors were still silent after entering the dormitory.
Because they really couldn't imagine how a school beauty like Mu Hongyu, who was beautiful, had a good figure, and had a nice personality, could be captured by Chen Ze so quickly?
Even if Yang Qianshan boasts about Haikou, he only dares to say that he can win the school beauty in a month.
Take it in three days?
Even the king would be embarrassed to say this!
But Lao Chen took him into the woods!
What clever trick does Lao Chen have?
If I could get his true biography, wouldn't my future life be wonderful?
"Lao Yang." Xiong Chumo suddenly broke the silence: "Before this, you were the only person in our dormitory who had conducted life crystallization experiments."
"You should share your past experiences with us. I will make a record and study and deduce how the incident of Lao Chen taking the school beauty into the woods for three days can be established."
Yang Qianshan was silent, his expression a little decadent.
The moment he witnessed Chen Ze helping Mu Hongyu out of the woods, all his pride and confidence were completely shattered by Chen Ze.
The whole person sat on the chair as if he was about to die.
"Lao Yang, we are humbly asking you for advice, but you are talking." Seeing that Yang Qianshan remained silent, Wang Bo couldn't help but ask.
Yang Qianshan still remained silent.
Does he have a fart experience to share?
The seven experiments mentioned before in one night are all nonsense.
Except for the fifth girl, he has never had a girlfriend!
And no matter how Chen Ze did it.
The facts are before our eyes, Lao Chen is very strong, much better than Yang Qianshan who can only brag.
"Lao Yang?" Wang Bo and Xiong Chumo were still looking at him eagerly.
Yang Qianshan said weakly: "What's there to say? The same ingredients, but different chefs make them taste different. Not to mention that my routine is completely different from Lao Chen's. Even if it is the same, it has no reference."
Xiong Chumo was silent for a moment and adjusted his glasses: "I guess this involves metaphysics."
Yang Qianshan looked confused: "What the hell?"
Wang Bo also looked at Lao Xi with confusion: "You are a college student in the new era. What kind of feudal superstition are you doing?"
"Metaphysics is not superstition." Xiong Chumo's eyes shone with wisdom: "The fate between people is very wonderful. Some people can become good friends once they meet, and some classmates can't remember each other's names for three years. This involves Fate, as well as their respective temperaments, magnetic fields, personalities, and even past life bonds, etc..."
Yang Qianshan and Wang Bo felt that it made sense, but they still seemed to understand: "Then what?"
"Gone."
"Gone???"
"I haven't figured it out yet."
"Tou (艹三艹) really listens to your words, just like listening to your words."
