Su Wanyan said in a bad voice:
"Don't look for trouble. Nothing happened. If you really say that you have had contact, then at most you are under five years old and you might have some contact. I don't believe that you are playing with peers at your age and have never had any contact."
The corners of Jiang Liting's lips gradually raised:
"Okay, I'll believe you for once, but let me tell you, this man won't want to touch the woman he likes when he's with him.
You and him have not kissed each other for so many years. He must have some health problems. Fortunately, you did not marry him, otherwise you would be a widow for the rest of your life. "
Su Wanyan found him annoying and funny. Even though he had such vulgar thoughts, he felt that all men did the same.
However, no matter how noble Fu Hanmu is emphasized at this time, it will definitely still be noisy. Maybe when he gets old,
When he thought about it, he still had to say in a weird way that one person was noble and the other was vulgar. It's better to just shut up.
the next day. Several people came to the West Courtyard early in the morning. Inside, the pavilion is high and spacious, the courtyard is tidy, the fruit trees in the corners are in order, and a few koi carps in the fish pond sometimes hide in the shadows under the bridge and sometimes swim happily.
Su Niannian said excitedly:
"Sister, this house is so beautiful."
Jiang Liting said proudly:
"Isn't it beautiful? I've been eyeing it for a long time. If this hadn't happened, do you think they could sell it?"
Su Wanyan chuckled, and suddenly felt that it was no longer shameful to do what he did yesterday. The house was three thousand yuan cheaper, which was equivalent to an ordinary person's salary in nearly ten years.
Thanks to Jiang Liting's ability to save face, otherwise she would not have been able to take advantage of her.
Jiang Liting occupied a large room facing the sun and waited for the people in the factory to move all the furniture from the dormitory and help pack it up before returning to the factory.
In the evening, Su Wanyan was lying on a bamboo chair under the grape trellis in the courtyard. The afterglow of the setting sun shone faintly on his body through the grape leaves, making his body soft and tired from comfort.
But suddenly, a net carrying something flew over from outside the courtyard wall, with water splashing on his face and body.
Su Wanyan's pupils opened in shock, and her diaphragm was so severe that she wished she could die on the spot. She hurriedly ran into the bathroom.
His mind was filled with images of Li Qiu's family being resentful because they bargained too hard, forcing them to live in peace and throw their shit away.
She washed her hands and face, collapsed and said:
"How could you do such an unscrupulous thing?"
Qin Sufang hurried over and said:
"What happened? What happened?"
"Someone outside threw something in."
Su Wanyan splashed water on her face, feeling so disgusted that she wanted to cry. She pushed Qin Sufang out and took a shower in a hurry.
Qin Sufang didn't find anything in the yard, so she went outside the door and walked around twice, trying to find out who did it.
Su Wanyan was washing, but she didn't seem to smell the stench, but it was a bit fishy. She took out her clothes and put them on, and vaguely heard the sound of bubbles coming from outside the door.
She opened the door and her eyes were astonished. She saw a net bag with holes floating under the bridge. The pool was full of crabs crawling out. Soon there were many crabs scattered on the ground.
She was deeply afraid of being caught accidentally, so she called Qin Sufang anxiously.
Qin Sufang came back from the door and saw this chaotic scene. She grabbed the crab, cursed and shouted:
"Who the hell did this?"
More and more crabs are crawling out of the pond, all over the yard, waving their big pincers and running rampant.
Su Wanyan's scalp was numb, and she kept pushing the broom in her hand. When she raised her eyes and saw Jiang Liting coming back, she said anxiously:
"You're finally back. There are so many crabs that I can't even put my foot down."
Jiang Liting was very angry when he saw the crabs scurrying all over the ground, and the good house was ruined.
He took off his suit jacket and settled Su Wanyan into the room:
"Just stay inside and don't move, I'll get it done."
Su Wanyan breathed a sigh of relief. After Jiang Liting closed the door, he fished out the big basin, put on his net bag, and bent over to catch the crabs skillfully:
"Who did this? It happened like this on the first day I moved here."
Su Wanyan stood by the window and said:
"I was sitting in the yard, and a net bag of this thing flew over from outside the yard."
"I have seen people throwing feces and urine, and this is the first time I have seen people smashing crabs. I think this is probably a good thing done by that family."
After Jiang Liting finished speaking, he saw that all the koi carp in the pond were turned upside down by crabs. His face turned dark. He just stepped into the pond to catch crabs and his feet were caught.
Jiang Liting gasped in pain and scolded Li Qiu ten thousand times in his heart.
Su Wanyan waited for everything in the yard to be picked up before opening the door and going out. She saw Jiang Liting crawling out of the pool with bloody feet, and her heart trembled:
"Hurry up and lie down on the chair, and I'll give you some medicine."
"It's okay, it's just a small problem." Jiang Liting was so rough that he tore off a piece of toilet paper and wiped it randomly.
Su Wanyan insisted on squatting down to apply the medicine on him, and said to Qin Sufang:
"You steamed all this tonight."
Jiang Liting's feet hurt badly:
"Why are you steaming it? People have smashed it over. The crab roe must be black. If it is a good thing, why do people still use it secretly?"
Su Wanyan looked at the large pot of crabs and felt it was a pity, so he asked Qin Sufang to steam them first.
Qin Sufang steamed three large pots before steaming them all. Jiang Liting took out one and said:
"This is definitely inedible, just look at it if you don't believe me."
After saying that, the crab shell was opened, and the inside was fat, yellow, shiny, and full of meat.
Jiang Liting was a little confused. After smelling it, he couldn't smell anything else. He said strangely:
"Is this man sick? He's really good."
Su Wanyan couldn't figure out whether the other party was declaring war or showing kindness, but the quality of the crabs was indeed good, so he wasn't so angry.
Jiang Liting's feet hurt and were a little swollen. He scolded and ate at the same time. He didn't make a sound until he was full.
Su Wanyan thought that this matter would be over. Although others threw crabs, the crabs they threw were all good, and each one was big and good. The food was indeed satisfying.
But the next day, before dawn, she heard a rooster crow in the courtyard. She punched Jiang Liting, who was sleeping next to her, and muttered:
"Why are there still roosters crowing in this yard?"
Jiang Liting scratched his messy hair, opened the curtains and took a look. Good guy, a rooster and a hen were walking around in the yard, and they even pooped all over the yard.
He became very angry: "No, this family is definitely sick. If you see them in the future, stay away. This will make it impossible for us to live here."
