"When the sun rises in the east, I am the only one who is undefeated." Li Xianyu said with an admiring look on his face, "I am the only one who is supreme in heaven and on earth."
"Grandma, when did I say this?" Wu Xingyun snorted lightly, with a look of joy on his face.
Wang Yuyan, Mu Wanqing, and A'Zhu all curled their lips secretly.
"She also said that if you hold the sun and the moon in your hands and pick the stars, there is no one like me in the world." Li Xianyu praised again.
"This kid is spreading rumors about me again." Wu Xingyun's cute eyes sparkled, and his body and mind felt as if he were bathing in a jade pool, feeling extremely comfortable.
"Brother Li, how do you know this Tianshan child grandmother so well?" Wang Yuyan asked quietly.
"I not only know Tianshan Child Elder, but I also know your grandmother Li Qiushui very well. Do you want to hear your grandmother's story?" Li Xianyu said, deciding to play a trick first, and then give Tianshan Child Elder a good lick, otherwise There's really no way I can get through tonight.
"My grandma?" Wang Yuyan was stunned.
"Li Qiushui." Wu Xingyun's face instantly turned cold.
A'Zhu and Mu Wanqing both felt a little strange. It was obviously a wedding night, but the conversation was either about cultivation or the Tianshan child grandmother whom they didn't even know. Now they were talking about Wang Yuyan's grandmother.
This is completely different from the night of flowers and candles they imagined.
"Yu Yan, what kind of person do you think your grandmother is?" Li Xianyu asked.
Wang Yuyan shook her head and whispered: "Mother rarely mentions it in front of me."
"Your grandmother is the junior sister of Tianshan Tonglao." Li Xianyu began to tell, "This started from ninety years ago."
"Ninety years ago?" Wang Yuyan was stunned.
Li Xianyu smiled and said: "I said that the Tianshan Child Elder is a fairy-like figure. She should be in her nineties this year, but she still looks like a girl."
"Oh." Wang Yuyan said softly, feeling a little jealous for no reason.
Li Xianyu said: "Ninety years ago, there was a peerless powerful man named Xiaoyaozi who founded the Xiaoyao Sect. He took the Tianshan child's grandmother who was only five or six years old at the time as his disciple and taught her a skill that can make her look beautiful forever. His unique magical power: the Eternal Spring Kung Fu.
After some time, Xiaoyaozi gradually accepted his second disciple Wuyazi and your grandmother Li Qiushui.
When Wu Yazi was young, he was as handsome as me. "
Speaking of this, Li Xianyu paused.
"Second Junior Brother is much prettier than you." Wu Xingyun in the next room rolled his eyes.
Wang Yuyan, A'Zhu, and Mu Wanqing didn't react at all.
Li Xianyu said: "There are three disciples, two girls and one boy. Wu Yazi is very handsome. Over time, Tianshan Tonglao and your grandmother Li Qiushui both fell in love with Wu Yazi.
Wu Yazi chose to pursue Tianshan Tonglao, and the two had a very good time.
Your grandmother Li Qiushui was jealous of Tianshan Child Elder. That year, when Tianshan Child Elder was at a critical stage in her practice of magical skills, your grandmother Li Qiushui suddenly attacked her from behind, leaving wounds on Tianshan Child Elder's body that were difficult to recover from. "
"My grandma attacked Tianshan's young lady?" Wang Yuyan covered her small mouth and was shocked.
Wu Xingyun in the next room had a look of deep resentment in his eyes, and his face became extremely gloomy.
"Yes, although Li Qiushui is your grandmother, I still want to say that she is... too despicable." Li Xianyu knew very well what the current focus was.
Get rid of Tianshan Tonglao.
Only by coaxing Tianshan Child Elder to be happy can she possibly transport A'Zhu and Mu Wanqing out.
Wang Yuyan frowned, not knowing what to think for a moment.
The main thing is that she has no impression of her grandmother Li Qiushui at all, let alone any feelings for her.
This matter seems to have something to do with me, but it also seems to have nothing to do with it at all.
"The despicable thing about your grandmother Li Qiu Shui is not only the sneak attack on the Tianshan Child Elder." Li Xianyu continued, "She also seduced Wu Yazi."
In fact, Li Xianyu was not sure at all, whether it was Li Qiushui who seduced Wu Yazi, or whether the two had an affair early on.
Anyway, if he was Wu Yazi, he would probably accept everyone who came. After all, Li Qiu Shui looked exactly like Wang Yuyan when he was young.
"Seduce Wu Yazi..." Wang Yuyan frowned even more tightly, feeling a little disgusted with this grandmother she had never met before.
"That's not all." Li Xianyu sighed, "Wu Yazi betrayed the child Lao and knew that he felt guilty, so he took your grandmother Li Qiu Shui and hid in the blessed land of Langhuan in Wuliang Mountain.
There, your grandmother Li Qiushui spent some happy time with Wu Yazi, and then she got tired of it. Do you know what she did? "
"What did you do?" Wang Yuyan asked.
"She captured many beautiful men from various places and had fun with them in front of Wu Yazi."
"What?" Wang Yuyan, A'Zhu, and Mu Wanqing were all shocked.
"Bitch." Wu Xingyun in the next room sneered.
"What's even more outrageous is that your grandmother Li Qiu Shui also seduced Wu Yazi's second apprentice, which made Wu Yazi so angry that he vomited blood."
"This..." Wang Yuyan was confused. Is her grandmother this kind of woman?
"In the end, your grandmother Li Qiushui teamed up with Wu Yazi's second apprentice to sneak attack Wu Yazi, and first drove Wu Yazi into the cliff. He didn't know whether he was alive or dead," Li Xianyu said.
Wang Yuyan was silent. After a while, she asked in a low voice: "What happened next?"
"Don't worry about what happened next. Let's talk about it. How does your grandmother Li Qiu Shui compare with Tianshan Tong Lao?" Li Xianyu said. The main purpose of mentioning this past incident is to belittle Li Qiu Shui and then win some favors. The joy of Tianshan’s child.
If the person who belittled Li Qiu Shui was Li Qiu Shui's granddaughter, Grandma Shantong's feeling of pleasure would have doubled that day.
"This..." Wang Yuyan hesitated, not wanting to say it.
"Why...you think your grandma is right at all?" Li Xianyu narrowed his eyes, thinking that if you don't cooperate at this time, if the Shura field breaks out later, I will be miserable, but won't you be sad too?
"No." Wang Yuyan shook her head and whispered, "I don't know grandma, so I can't say much."
"That's true." Li Xianyu nodded and said, "With such a despicable grandma, it's really hard for you to comment."
Wang Yuyan glanced at Li Xianyu and said slowly: "Brother Li, I feel that you are acting strange tonight."
"What's weird?" Li Xianyu blinked, thinking that this little girl is quite sensitive.
Wang Yuyan looked at Li Xianyu seriously, and suddenly asked: "What is the gentleman talking about, whether he is talking or not?"
"Ahem~." Li Xianyu couldn't help but cough, his handsome face turning red.
A gentleman has only one mouth. Now that he has spoken, what else can he say?
It's like that moon cake, it's big and round, who cares whether it's sweet or salty?
"This little girl is doubting my identity..." Li Xianyu secretly said, "A gentleman talks or does not use his hands" is a secret that belongs to two people alone.
A'Zhu, Mu Wanqing, and Wu Xingyun were all confused when they heard this.
"I have nothing to say." Li Xianyu said.
Wang Yuyan was startled, her beautiful eyes narrowed, and she really had nothing to say.
It just... seems even more wrong.
There are no outsiders here, so why are you so reserved?
This is not like Brother Li’s style at all.
Thinking of this, Wang Yuyan's cheeks turned a little rosy. Normally at this time, her brother Li would be the first to demonstrate the true meaning of 'a gentleman speaks but does not use his hands'.
"When two people practice Lingbo Weibu together, how many feet should they touch the ground?" Wang Yuyan asked again.
Li Xianyu's eyelids twitched slightly. Under normal circumstances, when two people practice Lingbo Weibu, they would naturally have their west foot on the ground.
Under abnormal circumstances, two feet are also acceptable.
Mu Wanqing, A'Zhu, and Wu Xingyun became more and more confused: If two people practice Lingbo Weibu together, how many feet should they touch the ground? What's the problem?
"Why do you feel like I'm about to overturn?" Li Xianyu's brain was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to answer this question reasonably.
"If two people practice Lingbo Weibu together, the master's feet will not touch the ground." Li Xianyu said slowly.
Wang Yuyan was startled again, her eyebrows twisted up.
This answer...is considered correct.
It just... doesn't feel right.
"Then..." Wang Yuyan was about to ask another private question, but before she could ask the question, Li Xianyu interrupted her.
"You asked me two questions, it's my turn to ask you." Li Xianyu said quickly, thinking that if you continue to ask, I will really reveal my secret.
Wang Yuyan paused, nodded and said, "Then you can ask."
"Are you curious about Wu Yazi's whereabouts?"
"Do you want to know who Wu Yazi's favorite woman is?"
"If Wu Yazi only has three months left to live, who do you think he would like to spend the last time with him most?"
