Li Xianyu's face became extremely gloomy.
In the beginning, when she first started practicing, Wang Yuyan actually said something similar.
As a time traveler, Li Xianyu has read many martial arts novels. Indeed, some novels mentioned that practicing as a child can get twice the result with half the effort.
More importantly, as a man who has lived two lifetimes, Li Xianyu has experienced puberty twice.
In the first life, I lived in an era of information explosion. When I was still in high school, I ended my life as a boy...it had nothing to do with women.
Before high school, to put it exaggeratedly, he could do... pee three feet against the wind.
After graduation, it is no exaggeration to say that there is no smooth sailing.
He could clearly feel some of the changes in his body. Initially, it was as if his power was inexhaustible, as if there was no limit. Later, he released it with great force, and he could clearly feel where his limit was.
In this life, during Han Chuang's ten years of studying hard, Li Xianyu kept himself clean.
After the fish were raised in the pond, Li Xianyu and Wang Yuyan's 'couple time', just as he once told Tianshan's childhood grandmother, the two of them 'clean themselves up' together, and there was no breakthrough.
In fact, Li Xianyu had never hurt a girl.
Whether it's with A'Zhu or Mu Wanqing, Li Xianyu is very restrained in his songs, always relying on ice crystals to suppress the heat in his heart.
If there were only these three fish in the fish pond, Li Xianyu's face would be confused at most, not livid.
The key is that there is another fish that has slipped through the net... Fu Minyi, the Holy Envoy of Lingjiu Palace.
That night, due to the Tianshan Child Elder's astonishing eyesight, Fu Minyi had nothing to do and was still the pure Holy Envoy of Lingjiu Palace.
And Li Xianyu indulged a little bit that night.
"No wonder I absorbed the poison of ice silkworms and red clams, plus Ding Chunqiu's poison skills, and my skills are still average." Li Xianyu understood, and his face turned dark.
Wu Xingyun looked at Li Xianyu's gloomy black face with inexplicable pleasure.
"You bastard, you dare to lie to grandma about my magical skills. Do you really think that I am a vegetarian?" Wu Xingyun felt proud.
Li Xianyu lay down among the flowers again, the gloomy look on his face gradually disappeared, replaced by numbness.
"I came to this world and studied hard for ten years before I discovered the existence of martial arts in this world."
"I am determined to be the best in the world."
"You ruined my dream."
Li Xianyu said slowly.
Wu Xingyun hummed softly: "If you hold back, your dream will still be there."
Li Xianyu looked at Wu Xingyun.
Wu Xingyun's heart moved, and he suddenly thought of a possibility, and hesitated: "Are you...not a perfect body?"
After saying that, he shook his head again and muttered: "That's not right, the girls around you are all perfect."
"There are some things you will never understand." Li Xianyu said coldly.
Wu Xingyun immediately glared and sneered: "Grandma, I only know that you will never be number one in the world in this life."
"If I can't be number one in the world, you will never see Wu Yazi again in your life." Li Xianyu also glared, who wouldn't hurt each other?
This time, his mentality really collapsed.
Wu Xingyun's face turned dark.
The old man and the young man stared at each other, their faces darkened.
After a while.
"You brat, it seems that I have been too polite to you lately, grandma." Wu Xingyun sneered, moving his hands together, two life and death talismans condensed in his hands.
For a moment.
Wu Xingyun planted thirty-six kinds of life and death talismans in Li Xianyu's body.
During the whole process, Li Xianyu had no expression on his face.
"If I shout, I will no longer be considered a man." Li Xianyu sneered.
Wu Xingyun gritted his teeth angrily, and after waiting for a while, he saw Li Xianyu lying on the ground, neither assuming the weird posture from last time nor shouting.
It can be said that there was no reaction at all.
Wu Xingyun couldn't help but frown slightly.
"This kid has been hit a bit hard." Wu Xingyun secretly thought. Da Meng rolled his eyes and hummed, "If you shout, grandma, I will teach you a way to maintain your health and replenish your energy."
Li Xianyu suddenly opened his eyes, sat up, and looked down at the flowers under him.
Wu Xingyun frowned and followed Li Xianyu's gaze.
The flowers are flowers, nothing surprising.
"What is this kid planning?" Wu Xingyun narrowed his eyes.
Uh-huh.
Suddenly, Li Xianyu quickly reached out and grabbed the flowers.
Wu Xingyun took a closer look and couldn't help but curl his lips.
Li Xianyu caught an ant smaller than the tip of a fingernail.
"You bastard, a little beast dares to bite me." Li Xianyu glared at the ant in his hand and cursed.
Wu Xingyun's face darkened. This little bastard must be blaming Sang and Huai.
"Ouch~." Li Xianyu suddenly cried out exaggeratedly, "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts so much when you bite me."
Wu Xingyun: "..."
Li Xianyu stood up, with a strong smile on his face, and approached Wu Xingyun.
"Tong Lao~."
"Hey, who just said, 'If I scream, I'm not a man'?" Wu Xingyun sneered.
"Smelly bitch, I'll wait for you to 'return to youth'. Let's see if you can still laugh." Li Xianyu cursed secretly, with a flattering smile on his face, "In front of Child Elder, this junior is just an ignorant bear. "Son, wouldn't it be too low for a big man like you to have the same experience as this naughty boy like this junior?"
"You just said that grandma and I will never see Wu Yazi in this life." Wu Xingyun said quietly.
Li Xianyu blinked and said, "Starting from tomorrow, I will study the Zhenlong chess game and promise to take you, Tong Lao, to see Senior Wu Yazi within a month."
Wu Xingyun hummed softly: "You want to go? Grandma, I don't want to go. Who do you think you are? I will listen to whatever grandma says?"
"Child Elder, don't use other people's mistakes to punish yourself." Li Xianyu said, "If you miss the meeting with Senior Wu Yazi because you are angry with the junior, then the junior's guilt will be great. "
Wu Xingyun's eyes moved slightly and he snorted arrogantly.
"You may not want to see Senior Wuyazi, but I am sure that he would really like to see you." Li Xianyu added.
"Really?" Wu Xingyun's heart beat much faster.
"Of course." Li Xianyu smiled, "You may not know that the most unforgettable woman in a man's life is usually his first love.
Child Lao, you are Senior Wu Yazi’s first love. As for Li Qiu Shui, you are just an interfering person. "
Wu Xingyun's face flushed, and he smiled for a moment.
"Tong Lao's child, I'm afraid it doesn't just refer to childlike appearance, but also the implication of childishness." Li Xianyu secretly thought, the smile on Wu Xingyun's face at this moment was extremely innocent, much like a little girl who had just fallen in love.
"Hmph, grandma, I will spare you this time." Wu Xingyun snorted proudly, moved his hands together, and began to help Li Xianyu remove the life and death talisman from his body.
Li Xianyu breathed a sigh of relief, with a smile on his face.
"Tong Lao, that way to replenish your energy and replenish your energy..."
"Hmph~."
"Tong Lao~~."
"Speak nicely."
"oh."
“……”
After some disgusting flattery, Li Xianyu finally pried Wu Xingyun's mouth open.
"Grandma, I will give you a prescription. You should follow the prescription for a month." Wu Xingyun said.
"In that month..." Li Xianyu looked at Wu Xingyun longingly.
Wu Xingyun said: "As long as you can survive this month, from now on, 'the sea is wide enough for fish to leap, and the sky is high enough for birds to fly'."
"The sea is wide enough for fish to jump, and the sky is high enough for birds to fly...it really has meaning." Li Xianyu said with a smile.
"Does it have connotation?" Wu Xingyun blinked her cute eyes. She felt that this poem was quite appropriate here, but she never thought about it.
"No, Child Elder, what you just said was 'hold on for a month'?" Li Xianyu's heart skipped a beat, why would he use 'hold on' when he was so good?
A rich smile appeared on Wu Xingyun's face.
"Because the medicines you need to take this month are all powerful tonics, which are guaranteed to make you energetic every day."
Li Xianyu's face froze a little.
Is this ‘energetic’ serious?
