"Pfft haha..."
"Sakyamuni, you are here to make fun of me."
"You are the Buddha, can you be more serious?"
As soon as Heimdall finished his introduction, the whole audience couldn't help laughing.
"Hey..." Shakya smiled disdainfully, and then sat on the ground waiting for his opponent to come on.
"Then, who will be the representative sent by the gods next?"
"That is……"
At this moment, a flashy ship appeared above the arena, extremely gorgeous and unusual. The words "Seven Blessings" are written on the hull of the boat, and the same is true on the sails.
As the boat slowly descended, everyone could clearly see a group of people standing on the bow of the boat. Yes, it was a group of people.
After the boat was completely lowered, seven people jumped out from the front of the boat. They looked strange, tall, short, fat, and thin, six men and one woman. Among the six, only the woman looked normal. The other six were weird, including a monk. There are big-headed fat men and some dressed as Taoist priests.
"Wow, it turns out they are the Seven Gods of Luck."
"Yes, the ones representing the gods are the Seven Gods of Luck." Heimdall shouted.
"Chang Qing, what are the Seven Gods of Fortune?" Dongfang Bubai asked.
"The Seven Lucky Gods are gods that humans have created based on their own beliefs. They belong to the acquired gods and are composed of Tao, Buddha, Brahman, and Shinto. Among the Seven Lucky Gods are Mahakala, Ebisu, Bishamonten, Benzaiten, Fortune, Lucky, and Longevity. It is composed of seven gods including Shou LaoRen and Budai Monk."
"That's it." Only then did everyone understand.
"Hey, hey, the seven of you are not going to fight me like this. This is against the rules. Call out the Zero Fortune God." Shakya sat on the ground and picked his ears with the little finger of his right hand and said.
"Hmph." Mahakala, the tallest among the Seven Gods of Fortune, snorted coldly upon hearing this.
His whole body began to glow, and then he shouted loudly.
“Combined.”
Immediately afterwards, the other six gods also began to glow, and then they flew to Mahakala together and merged into his body.
"It is said that there is another god above the Seven Luck Gods, the Ling Ling God, who is the true body of the seven and is also the strongest state." Changqing said.
"Just like the gourd little King Kong." Nannan said quickly.
"Hahaha, Nannan is so smart." Changqing laughed when he heard this.
As the light disappeared, the Seven Gods of Fortune merged successfully, and what appeared in front of everyone was a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old. He had double horns on his head, was naked, had long white hair, and exuded an ominous aura.
"Oh...it feels so comfortable. I haven't been out for a long time." Ling Fushen twisted his body as if he was familiar with his body.
"This guy is the God of Zero Luck."
"It is said to be an ominous god, very evil."
"It doesn't look very impressive."
Everyone was talking about it.
Ling Fu God twisted for a while, then a black giant ax appeared in his hand, looked at Sakyamuni and said.
"Long time no see. You are still as annoying as ever. Are you ready? Shakya, I'm going to start killing."
Sakyamuni stood up slightly, tilted his head and looked at Ling Fu God, and said.
"Do you want to eat beans?" Shakya took out a handful of beans from his pocket and handed them to Lingfu.
This behavior left everyone a little baffled.
Only Lingfu trembled when he saw this behavior, and his thoughts could not help but go back tens of thousands of years ago. At that time, Lingfu was still a human being, but he encountered various disasters, poverty, disease, and hunger since he was a child. He wandered around the west He just wanted to live, but was driven away everywhere. But by chance, Lingfu had the ability to absorb the misfortune of others. With this ability, he discovered that human beings are still extremely greedy. No matter how he absorbs it, human beings still have the ability to absorb misfortune. Poverty and disease occur.
First one day, Sakyamuni and his disciples came to preach and preach to mankind, letting people know about humility, hard work, and peace. Then the misfortunes that zero blessings could absorb became less and less, and wherever Sakyamuni went, Everyone gradually became happy, and in the end Lingfu couldn't help but go to Shakya to discuss it. At that time, Shakya took out the beans and asked him if he wanted to eat.
"You hateful guy, don't always look down on me." Ling Fu said angrily.
"Hey, you still haven't figured it out. Happiness doesn't come from absorbing misfortune. Happiness must be created by human hands." Shakya put away the beans and shook his head, looking like he hated iron. Said the appearance.
"Ah, by the way, what's your name?" Shakya scratched his head and said.
"Damn it, I am Ling Fu, Ling Fu."
"Ah hahaha, it's just a joke, don't take it seriously, Xiaofu." Shakya laughed loudly.
As he spoke, Shakya stretched out his hand as if to shake hands with the other person.
Lingfu was stunned for a moment, but still stretched out his hand to shake Shakya's hand.
At this moment, Sakyamuni suddenly raised his left knee and kicked Lingfu.
"Ah..." Lingfu was kicked to the ground, covering his stomach and looking at Shakya in disbelief.
"I'm sorry, I really can't help it. You're so grown that you deserve a beating." Shakya said as if I didn't mean it.
"Damn it...cough cough...you guy..." Lingfu was so painful that his nose and saliva flowed out.
"Shakyamuni unexpectedly made a sneak attack."
"Shakyamuni, you are so shameless."
Everyone yelled.
The Buddhist disciples all lowered their heads, as if they didn't recognize him.
"This guy..." Dongfang and others were also speechless.
"Can you do it? If not, just admit defeat." Shakya said to Lingfu who was kneeling on the ground.
"Damn it..." Ling Fu stood up quickly after hearing this.
"You hateful guy." After Lingfu said this, he raised his ax and struck it towards Sakyamuni.
However, just when others thought that Sakyamuni was about to be hit, Sakyamuni's body turned into a shadow, and the ax hit the ground, making a big hole. However, Sakyamuni dodged to less than an inch away from the axe. place.
"It's so powerful, it looks like it hit me." Everyone was shocked.
"Damn you guy." Ling Fu became more and more angry and raised his ax to strike at Sakyamuni again.
Once, twice, three times, Ling Fu struck with one blow, but Shakya could barely dodge each time, but this just showed that Shakya had completely seen through Ling Fu's attack.
"Ah...ah...I'm so unlucky." Lingfu suddenly said excitedly, and then the ax in his hand became darker and more terrifying.
"That's absorbing your own negative emotions and allowing the weapon to evolve." Zeus said.
The ax was even bigger, with many spikes coming out from behind it.
"Oh...it's really scary." Shakya was unmoved, still looking lazy.
Ling Fu launched another attack, faster and more powerful.
However, the entire arena was smashed, but he still couldn't touch a hair of Sakyamuni, and he dodged every attack.
Audiences with good eyesight have noticed that Sakyamuni's eyes have changed, and his pupils have become lotus-shaped.
"This is the magical power Alaya Consciousness that Buddha Sakyamuni gained when he realized enlightenment under the Bodhi tree, also known as future vision. He can see through illusions and see what is about to happen in the future, so he can avoid the opponent's attack. Attack." Changqing explained.
"It's amazing." At this time, even the Dongfang people had to admire Sakyamuni's understanding.
"Well, this is indeed powerful. I have come into contact with the law of time." Changqing nodded and said.
"Damn it, why can't I hit you?" Ling Fu was very angry.
I saw Sakyamuni raise the six-pathed dharma pestle in his hand, and strike at Lingfu first.
Before Lingfu could react, he was hit in the chin by a blow.
"Ah, it hurts." Lingfu took a few steps back and touched his chin and shouted.
Sure enough, Shakya just took the opportunity to make a sneak attack again.
"Oh, what a strong chin." Shakya said.
"Damn it. Damn it. Damn it." Ling Fu God became more and more angry, and the world-destroying ax in his hand also changed accordingly, gradually becoming larger, and finally turned into a strange weapon with a length of more than ten meters and a six-sided ax head.
"Suffer death." Ling Fu said angrily, and then he raised his ax high and smashed it down.
Seeing this, Sakyamuni turned the six-path pestle in his hand, and then the pestle also changed and turned into a shield.
"Six Paths of Reincarnation." Shakya shouted, then raised his shield high to block the opponent's huge axe.
Seeing this, Lingfu retracted the ax again, and then smashed it down again. This time Shakya did not choose to block it but dodged away. The shield in his hand changed again, turning into a wolf-toothed shape.
"Six Paths Guanyin Stick."
Shakya shouted.
Then he dodged the opponent's attack, came behind Ling Fu, and smashed him away with a stick.
This set of moves was smooth and smooth, but Ling Fu was knocked out in the blink of an eye.
"Wow...that's amazing."
"Avalokitesvara of Six Paths?" In the audience, Guanyin Bodhisattva muttered depressedly.
The battle is still going on, and Sakyamuni's Six-Path Dharma Pestle is also constantly changing. Sometimes it is a gun, sometimes it is an ax, sometimes it is a broadsword. All the weapons used by people have changed again. Lingfu was also beaten with wounds all over his body, but he But it didn't hurt Sakyamuni at all.
"Bravo."
"The gap between Zero Fortune God and him is too big."
Everyone sighed.
At this moment, the Six-Path Dharma Pestle in Sakyamuni's hand turned into a huge hammer and struck the Lingfu God to the ground with one blow.
Lingfu fell to the ground, bleeding all over, and the ax in his hand fell aside. After hundreds of rounds of fighting, he was scarred, and his eyes were full of anger and unwillingness.
"Ah...go to hell." Lingfu struggled to get up, picked up the ax and attacked Sakyamuni again.
Just when the ax was about to fall, Sakyamuni put down the six-path pestle in his hand. Put your hands together, and your whole body is exuding Buddha light.
A huge golden phantom of Buddha appeared behind Sakyamuni, followed by a phantom of Bodhisattva, King Ming, and the sound of chanting in the Western Zhou Dynasty.
"I alone am the master," Shakya shouted.
"when…"
Shakya withstood Ling Fu's angry blow.
"Well done, you hit me." Sakyamuni's body was not injured at all and he said with a smile.
"Damn it, why, why." Lingfu collapsed.
At this moment, Shakya put his hand on Ling Fu God's head and said softly.
"Xiao Lingfu, you have to love yourself."
When Ling Fu heard this, he felt a tremor in his heart. Shakyamuni's words kept echoing in his mind.
"Love yourself, love yourself, love yourself."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuah...I want to eat beans." Ling Fu God cried.
