In Fuzhou City, in the alley next to the entrance of Fuwei Escort Agency, two children were eating candied haws.
"Xiao Linzi, how are you doing with the internal skills I taught you?" the older nine-year-old child asked Lin Pingzhi, who was eating with gusto next to him.
"I'm really angry now. It's warm and comfortable. Brother Ye Zi, you said bad guys will come to rob our family of gold in the future. Can you beat them after practicing?" Lin Pingzhi's delicate face showed expectation. asked with a look on his face.
"You definitely can't beat it now. You have to practice every day and night. Think about it, after you practice it for a few years, you will be able to beat even the most powerful bad guys when you grow up.
Besides, when Xiaocui next to you grows up and sees how powerful you are, she will definitely cry and want to marry you. Let Zhang Xiucai’s son Xiaopang cry! "Ye Buluo spit out a seed and said.
"Hehehehe... That's good, brother Ye Zi, don't you like Xiao Cui?" Lin Pingzhi said with a silly smile, but also showed a worried look, fearing that Ye Buluo would steal it from him.
"I don't like it. She's too young and has a runny nose. She's two years younger than you and I'm three years older than you. It's not suitable. I like older ones!" Ye Buluo twitched the corner of his mouth and explained patiently. .
"That's good, hehehe..." Lin Pingzhi smiled happily.
"Brother Ye Zi, look, there are a lot of ants carrying the fruit seeds we spit out. When they get to their nests, we will pee and drown them!" Lin Pingzhi said as he prepared to take off his pants.
"Well, let's wait until we get to the nest. It's too cold to take off your pants now."
"Yes, I will be spanked again if my mother finds out."
Lin Pingzhi waited patiently and watched the ants enter the nest.
"Hurry up! It's inside the cracks between the bricks! Brother Ye Zi, pee quickly!" Six-year-old Xiao Linzi excitedly took off his pants and faced the cracks in the bricks to get wet.
"You pee first, then I'll pee, so it lasts longer."
"Okay, brother Ye Zi is still thinking far ahead."
"Xiao Linzi, if anything happens from now on, don't cut off your penis for peeing, do you understand?"
"Definitely not, Brother Yezi, why do you have to say this every time you pee?"
"I'm afraid that if you become cruel in the future, I'll cut you off. What should I do?"
"No, how can I get cut if it hurts so much? I'm not that idiot on the street corner."
"Well, just remember."
"Brother Ye Zi, why don't you use your big cock to pee?"
"I didn't drink much water today, and now I can't urinate." Ye Buluo said sadly as he looked at the sky.
"Pingzhi!!! It's time to eat! Where are you going?!" a voice sounded.
"Here we come!! Brother Ye Zi, do you want to come to my house for dinner?"
"I won't go. I'll go home to eat. Remember to practice more."
"OK."
Ye Buluo felt depressed when he saw Lin Pingzhi's little figure running home, and tried his best to establish a good relationship with him.
He is a person from a previous life who traveled through reincarnation and discovered the world of Xiaoao Jianghu.
Fortunately, there is a world travel sign-in system. You can sign in once a month. After a year, there will be relatively rare martial arts secrets, which you can learn by clicking on them.
But it also has a main mission. If you cannot complete it, you will have to die in this world before you can go to other worlds. After completing the mission, you will get points, which can be exchanged for skills.
And the mission of this world is to save Lin Pingzhi!
Back home, just in time for dinner.
"I run out to play every day, and I ask you to read some books but you don't listen!" my father said with a dark face.
The family is pretty good. Ye Buluo's father is a wife who supports the family by collecting some tuition fees. He has more than 20 students, which is very good.
"Okay! Okay! He is still young, and besides, he is very good at writing and memorizing." Ye Buluo's mother quickly advised.
Ye Buluo didn't say anything. He knew it and just talked casually. He also had an eldest brother whose family had separated. He was the kind of child that comes from old age. His parents were more than ten years old and usually doted on him.
Thirteen years later, outside Fuzhou City, there was a hidden open space.
The sword light flashed, and the figures of the two handsome young men moved around, and they were both extraordinary.
"I can't do it anymore, I'm exhausted!" Lin Pingzhi said, panting and sheathing his sword.
"How can a man say no?" Ye Buluo said with a smile.
"No one can compare with a monster like you. I don't know how you practice. You can't do more than fifty moves every time." Lin Pingzhi complained.
"Not bad. I used to use 80%25 of the fifty moves, but now I have to use my full strength." Ye Buluo didn't want to dampen his confidence.
"Brother Ye, who is better between you and Dongfang Bubai?"
"I don't know, I've never competed with him." Ye Buluo shook his head and said.
"Do you think I can beat that dwarf now?"
"That's almost it."
"You said that if I give him the eunuch skills, will he be able to practice them?"
"It's hard to say. Some martial arts people probably really know how to practice in pursuit of strength. Dongfang Bubai is Liezi."
"I want to see if that dwarf will take action in a month."
"Look, then you will believe what I say."
"By the way, how are you doing with the sword skills I asked you to teach the escorts in your escort agency?"
"I can't defeat their Tiangang Beidou Sword Formation alone. I'm still much worse than me alone. If Qingcheng sends us, we will definitely make them look good! Hehe..."
"That's good. These escorts won't have other ideas, right?"
"No, we have chosen people with relatively stable personalities and families, and we have increased their salaries. I don't want to open an escort agency anymore. I can make money quickly by selling soap and washing powder." Lin Pingzhi's eyebrows were dancing with joy. said.
"That's up to you, I don't care about that anyway."
"Is uncle still urging you to start a family?"
"Yeah! I'm so annoyed." Ye Buluo said with a bitter smile.
"Then just marry one. I saw a lot of female clerks in the store who wanted to eat you when they saw you, haha...!" Lin Pingzhi laughed.
"Yes, hello, we all have wives." Ye Buluo shook his head and said, this is one of the changes in Lin Pingzhi's destiny. He is already married and has a wife who is Xiao Cui when he was a child!
"Oh! It's boring. You look at me every day and ask me if I have ever gone out to look for flowers. If I had known that, I wouldn't have gotten married."
"Go back. Be careful this month and see if the dwarf has sent any spies."
"I understand. Are you going to see Sister Qin tonight?"
"not going."
"Is it empty?"
"How is that possible? You should pay more attention. With the wife to take care of you, don't be unable to pay the errand at night."
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One month later at night.
Ye Buluo looked at the disciples of the Qingcheng Sect and all the escorts from the Fuwei Escort Agency were caught.
Ye Buluo looked up at the roof.
"Yu Chaoyi, if you don't come down, I will kill your disciples!" Lin Pingzhi raised his head and said.
"Okay! I didn't expect Fuwei Escort Agency to be so hidden." Yu Canghai looked ugly.
"Come down, beat me, and I will let them go and give you what you want!" Lin Pingzhi took out a cassock and shook it to reveal the handwriting.
Yu Canghai's eyes sparkled.
