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【Ding dong! The number one swordsman in Shushan sent a gift bag to Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng! 】
Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng: "Thank you Immortal Lord for the reward!"
In Wudang World, a white jade vial appeared in Zhang Sanfeng's hand.
"This chat group is really magical. Not only can I be resurrected, but the key is that there are many seniors in it, especially the Immortal Lord. If the Immortal Lord can help me live forever, why not give him these points?"
Thinking like this, Zhang Sanfeng drank the red elixir in the white jade vial.
"It is sweet in the mouth, accompanied by a faint aroma of elixir. It is indeed an elixir."
"But the medicinal material doesn't taste like traditional Chinese herbal medicine. Could it be..."
"The legendary elixir!"
Thinking of this, Zhang Sanfeng opened his mouth in shock, widened his eyes, and froze in place, completely unable to believe the changes in front of him. He slowly lowered his arm, his fingers trembling slightly, as if he had touched a miracle.
What followed was a huge excitement, and he burst out of his lazy state in an instant, raising his hands high in the air and cheering.
"My lifespan has really increased, and now my whole body is full of life. I can live for at least ten years."
His eyes were full of energy and spirit, and his voice was full of excitement and excitement, echoing throughout the hall.
Song Yuanqiao, who originally thought that Zhang Sanfeng's abnormal behavior was because his life was approaching, was completely dumbfounded after hearing Zhang Sanfeng's words and whispered: "Judging from the current situation, Master is really crazy! Completely crazy! This is What to do!”
In his opinion, if Zhang Sanfeng died, it would not be a big deal. After all, a centenarian was considered to have lived a long life in the entire martial arts world.
But Zhang Sanfeng suddenly went crazy. Where did this put his image?
The famous Master Zhang of Wudang Mountain is actually a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death? Wouldn't it be laughed at by the entire martial arts community if word spread?
Song Yuanqiao believes that among the rumors in the world, being crazy is more terrifying than being dead. If he is crazy, Zhenren Zhang's reputation will be ruined, which Song Yuanqiao does not want to see.
"Master!"
Song Yuanqiao struggled to get up from the ground, ran to Zhang Sanfeng and hugged Zhang Sanfeng's thigh, crying even harder. His powerful cry once again detonated the Wudang Mountain Hall, and all the disciples in the hall started crying again.
Zhang Sanfeng, who had come back to his senses at this time, saw the disciples in the main hall crying again. He couldn't help but sneered, "These brats are looking forward to my death, right? Especially the one at your feet, they dare to hug my thigh." , isn’t this looking for kicking?”
"Little bastard, let you sleep for a while first, so that you don't set the pace for me again."
Without hesitation, Zhang Sanfeng raised his foot and kicked Song Yuanqiao away who was holding his thigh.
"boom!"
Song Yuanqiao's body flew backwards quickly as if it had hit a cannonball, and finally hit the wall hard. Song Yuanqiao also fainted.
"Songxi! Do you also think that Weishi is crazy? Don't worry, Weishi is a reasonable person, so speak boldly."
Zhang Sanfeng sat back on the main seat, crossed his fingers with his knuckles and cracked his knuckles with a very gloomy smile on his face, looking at Zhang Songxi who was kneeling in the Wudang Hall and asked.
Looking at Zhang Sanfeng in the main seat, and then at Song Yuanqiao in the corner, Zhang Songxi raised his throat with difficulty, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and looked at Zhang Sanfeng in the main seat in horror. He, who was usually smart, made a decision immediately.
Zhang Songxi knelt down on one knee, clasped his fists with both hands and spoke slowly: "Songxi believes that Master's condition is sometimes crazy and sometimes normal. Of course, Master is still normal most of the time!"
quiet!
Suddenly, Zhang Sanfeng became furious and shouted: "Master, I have received the fate of immortality, and I am not crazy. Don't think that I can't understand the meaning behind the words."
As he spoke, Zhang Sanfeng walked up to Zhang Songxi at an extremely fast speed, so fast that it was difficult to see clearly, and even afterimages appeared.
"boom!"
Another kick.
Like Song Yuanqiao, Zhang Songxi's body flew backwards, hit the wall, and finally lay quietly next to Song Yuanqiao.
Seeing this, the brothers from the West, except Zhang Cuishan, gathered together and started discussing in low voices.
"What should I do? Master, is he crazy?"
"It's very possible that Master hasn't been so angry in many years."
"Send for the miracle doctor!"
"Yes! Go and ask for the miracle doctor Hu Qingniu, and tell him that Wudang is willing to spend a lot of money to invite him to Wudang."
Seeing that the sound of conspiracies in the West almost caught up with the stupid disciples in the meeting, Zhang Sanfeng couldn't help but have a black line and began to doubt himself: "Is it really okay for me to hand over Wudang to a few of them? If there were no mistakes, I, Zhang Sanfeng, would become Wudang sinner."
"Okay! It's decided, I'd better live a few more years! These pigs may be able to destroy my Wudang in just a few years."
"Cough cough cough!"
Zhang Sanfeng cleared his throat and said seriously: "I'm tired of being a teacher. You two can take Yuanqiao and Songxi down to the west!"
The Western disciples looked at each other, but no one moved.
"What? What I said to the teacher doesn't work anymore?" Zhang Sanfeng's tone was cold, revealing a sense of domineering that cannot be violated.
"Yes! Disciple, go now!"
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In the martial arts chat group.
Hypocrite Sword Master Yue of the Sword Huashan Sect: "Don't be deceived by him. How can there be any gods in this world? According to my Yue, this bullshit Shushan Sword Immortal is a charlatan who specializes in deception!"
Hypocrite Sect Leader Yue of Jianhuashan Sect: "Besides, Zhang Sanfeng has been silent for so long. Maybe he has been killed by his fake medicine."
The current palace owner of Yihua Palace (temporarily ranked first in the martial arts world): "No, are you done with it? The Immortal Lord told us not to embarrass you. Seeing that you have paid for the points, everyone will not care about you. , but why do you want to hold on to the Immortal Lord? "@hypocrite sword Huashan sect leader.
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "Although I, Li Xunhuan, am a bit mean-mouthed, I am also a sensible person. The Immortal Lord kindly asked us not to embarrass you and isolate you. It would be better for you to slander the Immortal Lord with a song. You are really a hypocrite."
The Ming Dynasty started with a bowl: "I don't know which dynasty the evil people came from. How can they become the leader of the Huashan Sect with such moral character? It's really outrageous."
Daming started with a bowl: "Old Zhu of the Huashan Sect knows about it. The current leader of the Huashan Sect, Xian Yutong, is a true gentleman. If he knew that his Huashan Sect had such a leader, he would definitely blush."
Hypocrite Jian Huashan Sect Leader Yue: "Isn't that Xian Yutong the eighth generation leader of our Huashan Sect? Is he from the late Yuan Dynasty? What does it have to do with you?"
In Yue Buqun's eyes, these people in front of him, including Yihua Palace, Tiandihui, and Shushan, are all third-rate sects. As for the two self-proclaimed emperors, they are like underage children. They just have the same name and the same surname. Just for fun.
As for the so-called Shushan Sword Immortal, he is nothing more than a charlatan.