The world of Water Margin.
"Gulu~"
Wu Dalang, who looked through everyone's chat records, couldn't help but swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
fear!
It’s too scary!
"The bosses in the chat group are indeed gods!"
"I, Wu Dalang, also want to become an immortal!"
"I want to become a god with powerful magic!"
Wu Dalang shouted loudly, holding a spiritual stone he got from grabbing a red envelope from the chat group.
He has been very troubled these days!
His younger brother Wu Song is missing.
Wu Dalang was not very worried at first. Wu Song had a bad temper and often fought with others. After the fight, he would go out to hide for two days and would go home after a few days.
But this time is different! It had been five days, and Wu Song showed no sign of going home. When he went out, he didn't even take a single copper coin with him! This made Wu Dalang anxious.
Reluctantly, Wu Dalang went to Qinghe County Yamen to report to the government.
Not to mention reporting to the officials, he couldn't even get through the yamen gate. As soon as he reached the yamen gate, the yamen guards beat him out. They said he looked ugly. He only threatened the official and beat him out first.
If it were normal times, the timid and cowardly Wu Dalang would have endured it.
But it’s different now! He has a chat group!
With group points, who else is he afraid of?
Why should Wu Dalang be bullied and laughed at by others?
Wu Dalang is not convinced!
He also wants to become a tall, rich and handsome man, not a short, poor man who can be bullied by others!
Martial arts chat group.
Leader of Tianxiahui: "Oh? Do you have a dream? Is it strong enough? Can you trigger a group mission?"
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "Another one? It seems that there are quite a lot of group tasks recently!"
Hypocrite Sword Huashan Sect Leader Yue: "Group mission? When it comes to this, I am interested! I rubbed my hands in excitement.jpg."
Junior Guo Jing: "Come and tell me!" @大郎 selling sesame seed cakes.
Da Lang, who sells sesame cakes: "I want to grow taller! I want to become good-looking! I want to get rich!"
.......
The current palace owner of Yihua Palace (temporarily ranked first in the martial arts world): "Ah this..."
Junior Guo Jing: "There's something wrong with your thinking! The hair and skin of your body are given to you by your parents, how can you just change it? Besides, it's very difficult to reshape your body!"
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "That's right! Even if a person is ugly, how can he be so ugly?"
【Ding dong! Dalang, who sells sesame cakes, uploaded a photo! 】
【Ding dong! Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan viewed the photos! 】
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "Uh... I take back what I said."
Li Xunhuan from Xiao Li's Flying Knife World was really shocked by Wu Dalang's appearance, even though he had been mentally prepared in advance
Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng: "Young man, you look like this... it takes a lot of effort to change!"
Da Lang selling sesame seed cakes: "Is this so? Okay, let me change it! I want Xianzun to help me tell my fortune! See if I can turn around in this life, or if it doesn't work... see if I can marry Go to my wife. Crying.JPG "@蜀山一剑仙.
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "Let me calculate a hexagram for you. I think the Immortal Lord should be able to do it. Compared to changing your appearance, this is indeed easier."
The No. 1 Sword Immortal of Shu Mountain: "If I am not mistaken, you should be the character sketched by a scholar from the Ming Dynasty. Logically speaking, everyone in the group who lives in the Ming Dynasty should know that you are the one."
Ming Dynasty started late: "Huh? Our Ming Dynasty? Who is it?"
The No. 1 Sword Immortal of Shu Mountain: "The author of the book titled "Water Margin" must have passed away. Your last emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Chongzhen, even said that he was listed as a banned book!"
In Shushan, Jun Xiuyuan scratched his head and thought to himself: "Water Margin was banned by the Ming Dynasty only in the fifteenth year of Chongzhen. Shi Naian died in the third year of Hongwu, so Zhu Yuanzhang and other Ming Dynasty people in the group should It’s only right that everyone knows.”
"In this case, all the members in the group can at least confirm whether what I said is a lie!"
Junior Guo Jing: "Banned book? Is it a serious banned book? Just out of curiosity. Doubt.JPG."
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "Brother Guo, there are female members in the group, please pay attention to the occasion when you speak!"
The current palace owner of Yihua Palace (temporarily ranked first in the martial arts world): "Uh..."
In Shushan, Jun Xiuyuan smacked his lips and muttered: "That's right! Ming Dynasty seems to have published a strange book, and the character Wu Dalang is also in it!"
"I... remember that Ximen Qing seems to be the protagonist in that book, and I don't know the rest. What should I do?"
"But...it shouldn't be the case. The Wu Dalang in that book has children. The Wu Dalang in the group should be from Water Margin."
Ming Dynasty started with a bowl: "Huh? Water Margin? I heard Liu Bowen say it was written by someone who was a Jinshi at the same time as him. It is said to be very popular among the people. I will ask the palace people to buy it for me now. This is a book that I will take some time to read after I pass the throne to my eldest son!"
In Little Li's Flying Knife World, Li Yuanzhong, Li Xunhuan flipped through his bookshelf and muttered: "The Ming Dynasty's book...Water Margin?... It seems that I have read it. I remember that it seems There is a fringe figure named Wu Dalang.
"found it!"
Li Xunhuan placed a book with a yellowish cover on the desk.
"This chat group is so amazing! How come even the characters in the novel can be included in the chat group?"
With that said, Li Xunhuan opened the chapter about Wu Song in Water Margin and reviewed it.
After a while, Li Xunhuan closed the book, smacked his lips, and said with emotion: "This Wu Dalang... is such a pitiful man!"
After that, open the chat group panel and start typing.
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "Do you have a younger brother named Wu Song, right? @大郎 selling sesame cakes."
Dalang, the sesame seed seller: "The gods are right. The younger one's name is Wu Dalang. He lives in Qinghe County and has a younger brother named Wu Song who depends on him for life!"
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "The Immortal Lord is talking about you, that's right, there can be no deviation. But... do you really plan to know your future? It seems that your future is not that good. I'm afraid you know Sorry, I can’t think about it!”
The world of Water Margin. Seeing Li Xunhuan's reply, Wu Dalang's heart thumped, and then accelerated rapidly.
"what's the situation?"
"My future is not good?"
"I know... still can't think about it??"
"No, I'm just an honest person who does my duty and I don't usually cause trouble. Although I'm a little poorer, I can still make ends meet and don't have to worry about food and drink."
"Why can't I think about it after I know my future?"
Dalang, the man selling sesame seed cakes: "Please tell me, God! What happened to me?"
Leader of the Tianxiahui: "Don't overwhelm others. I feel like they will be scared to death by you."
Junior Guo Jing: "That's right! Brother Li, don't only speak half of your words. It makes me very anxious."
Xiao Li Feidao Li Xunhuan: "Uh...you were cheated." @大郎 selling sesame seed cakes.
Dalang selling sesame seed cakes: "????"
