In the next few days, I actually became Banban’s teacher.
Teach him to wear clothes, teach him to eat, teach him to integrate into the society of the Republic of China as soon as possible, but it is a pity...
It seems that I am not the material, and he is not a good student.
"Hey! Eat cooked meat."
"Don't grab it with your hands. The whole cafeteria is watching."
"Please, I just joined Qilin, do you want me to become an alien on the first day?"
When I saw my companion sitting across from me grabbing a piece of raw beef from the kitchen, putting it in my mouth and chewing it, I felt a headache.
"Ugh..." Banban raised his head and looked at me with a pair of confused eyes. He didn't know where he made me angry?
At this moment, his face had the wild beauty of a foreign land. After leaving the ancient tomb, his skin had a slightly sunny wheat color. Because he had just eaten raw meat, there was a ray of terrifying blood on the corner of his lips.
It's just that those wolf eyes were dark, deep, and without any emotion, but when they looked at me, they were full of pity and helplessness, which made most of my anger disappear immediately.
"Forget it, just eat, as long as you don't eat people."
My companion seemed to understand what I said, so he grabbed another piece of raw meat and tore it into pieces, revealing his strong white teeth, and smiled at me. This smile gave me goosebumps.
It seems that there is a long way to go to turn this great businessman into a modern man.
At this time, I found that the master chef in the cafeteria was talking to a few Qilin members who were cooking, pointing at me and my companions, and whispering, vaguely like, "Have you ever seen a zombie that can walk?" ', 'That's a real big rice dumpling', 'Three thousand years of aging', 'Why does this newcomer eat and live with zombies? Is he planning some big conspiracy? ’
I couldn't help but slap the table: "What are you looking at? I've never seen a corpse raised before! I'm ignorant and ignorant."
After saying that, I dragged my companion and left the canteen, but there was a bigger problem to face next, where did this guy sleep? Lao Jiang and I sat in the dormitory and discussed this issue all afternoon.
Banban squatted next to me with a flattering look on his face, and made a whining sound in his throat. The meaning was very obvious, he was where I was.
"No, what if you eat me in the middle of the night?"
Thinking of the way my companion was chewing raw meat fiercely just now, I was afraid that he would become a wolf in the middle of the night and treat me like a meal.
Then I, Li Jinglan, will become the biggest joke in the history of Qilin.
But Lao Jiang said that if Banbanshi’s nature didn’t change and he lived somewhere else, he might not even be able to subjugate the Black Saber Qilin.
"He only recognizes you, you have to sleep with him!"
Lao Jiang threw the hot potato back to me again, with a somewhat gloating expression on his face, so I could only agree.
But I made a condition and asked Lao Jiang to help me get a bunk bed. I didn’t want to sleep with a thousand-year-old corpse.
Lao Jiang said readily that it was no problem.
He went to help me make the bed, and I started to clean up the dormitory, dividing the water glasses and toiletries into two parts. However, my companion was tall and straight, and he couldn't put on my clothes at all.
Just when I was lamenting my fate, I suddenly remembered something, no, Dahu is here!
You know, before going to Yin Xu, I entrusted Dahu to Shen Xiaoyu, but didn't Shen Xiaoyu go to pick us up later? This fat cat will not starve to death if no one cares about it...
"Meow!"
Suddenly, a familiar cat meow came to my ears. I looked around and saw a big cat with golden hair and colorful patterns rushing into the corridor.
Every hair on its body exploded, and its pair of copper bell eyes stared as if it had encountered the most dangerous thing in the world.
Not far away stood Shen Xiaoyu. Shen Xiaoyu called out Dahu's name, but Dahu ignored him. Instead, like a tiger descending from the mountain, it paved the ground warily and angrily, roaring like rolling thunder in its throat.
"Huhu..."
"Huhu..."
It felt the smell of corpses and the smell of blood.
The source of danger is none other than Banban!
Apparently Shen Xiaoyu was just about to return Dahu's property to its original owner, when Dahu noticed something was wrong.
The companion in the dormitory also rested on his west limb. His pupils, as deep as obsidian, shot out a sharp murderous aura, which immediately reminded me of the confrontation between a tiger and a wolf in the forest.
Are these two guys still natural enemies?
have to! Now I really feel guilty...
I quickly jumped into the middle and held down one of them with one hand, acting as a peacemaker.
Banban was very obedient. When he saw me appearing, he immediately put away his white teeth. As for Dahu, he glanced at me with a very strange look.
I even read a hint of resentment in that look.
It was like the head of a wealthy family, pointing at her husband and scolding: Who asked you to bring this little bitch home! Today there is her without me, there is me without her.
After I called him several times, Dahu cautiously walked to me, but still kept a safe distance from his companion.
It seemed to remind me that this was a monster, a monster more terrifying than the blood evil in Xiushui Village.
Shen Xiaoyu let out a long sigh: "I finally sent this little ancestor to you... We have agreed that unless you betray Lao Jiang and become my apprentice next time, this cat will never let me help you again. Watch one more day.”
It turns out that during the time I left, Dahu was jumping up and down like he was crazy. He was either peeing in Shen Xiaoyu's teacup or scratching him, which almost ruined the beautiful appearance of this black-sword unicorn.
It was even so ferocious that a cat chased the only three wolfdogs in Qilin everywhere, frightening the three precious wolfdogs who relied on smell to judge the age of soil and made them cry every day.
"Jinglan, I have to say, your cat name is so accurate. You really treat yourself like a tiger! You are not afraid of anything."
I held the big tiger in my arms. At first, it lost its temper and refused to let me hold it. I promised not to leave for a few days and fed it meat every day. Finally, it reluctantly shrank into my arms.
I'm not surprised when I think that even the Blood Demon dared to confront him before. This little guy is born with the ability to shake a tree like a worm. It doesn't exist that I was born just a cat.
Shen Xiaoyu looked at Banban, then at Dahu, and shook her head at a loss for words: "Li Jinglan, you really have strong tastes. Raising a vicious cat is not enough, and there is another zombie. I'd better go back and continue to appease the wolf dog." ! Otherwise my heart won’t be able to bear it.”
After he left, I introduced Banban to Dahu. Unexpectedly, Dahu took one look at me, threw his head away with hostility, and then pestered me for meat in vain.
But Banban didn't have any objections to Dahu. His finely carved and handsome face was full of tolerance, and he just stayed by my side silently. His eyes seemed to be filled with fine wine, which made people drunk.
I wonder if Dahu feels that his position is not threatened?
Slowly, he also put away his fierceness.
In the afternoon, Lao Jiang installed the bunk bed for me. I adjusted the pillow to a comfortable angle and prepared to catch up on my sleep. I was really tired some time ago and felt like my whole body was falling apart.
Unexpectedly, in the middle of the night, when the full moon was high in the sky, I was awakened by a terrifying chewing sound.
The sound was ‘crunch’, ‘crunch’, ‘crunch’…
It was like a demon gnawing at a living person, its sharp fangs being chipped by the bones from time to time.
"Not good!" I knew it wasn't a dream, so I quickly turned over and got up.
The first image I saw was a gloomy back figure, facing the moonlight in the room, swallowing something.
Hearing the noise, he turned around and showed an evil smile. His face was covered with blood drops, and he was holding a strange bronze tripod in his hand.
"Banban, what are you doing?" I was frightened to the point of losing two of my souls, for fear that this guy would cause a big disaster.
If that's the case, no one can protect him, and he can only be suppressed or eliminated as a zombie.
After checking, I found out that it was not hunted human flesh, but raw pork stolen from the canteen, and I felt relieved...
"Then you stole this cauldron too?" I looked at Banban angrily.
"In the Shang Dynasty, you were not a wolf handsome, but a professional pickpocket, right?"
This small bronze cauldron is quite familiar to me. It seems to have been placed on the desk by the old man in the archives for paper weight. It is not a rare cultural relic, but a modern flat-legged cauldron with thunder patterns and animal faces imitating the Shang Dynasty.
The cauldron in his hand was still a little warm, and there were a few pieces of unburned charcoal under his feet.
I suddenly realized something...Does Banban want it?
Banban smiled with a pair of beautiful eyebrows, nodded vigorously, pointed to his stomach, made a whining sound, and wrote two crooked oracle bone inscriptions on the ground with blood with difficulty.
That means "ding food". The tripod is a cultural relic now, but in ancient times it was the highest level of cooking utensils used for cooking meat.
People in the Shang Dynasty often judged a person's noble status by eating from a tripod. Banban listened to my words and refused to let him eat raw meat. He learned to make cooked meat when he was hungry!
Thinking of this, there were bursts of sorrow and a hint of warmth in my heart. My companion, who said you are just an inhuman zombie? Who said you are the most terrifying existence in the world.
You have your feelings, you have your gentleness, and your songs are changing for me.
Unknowingly, a line of tears fell down my cheeks. My companion thought that he had done something wrong, so he whimpered and hugged my legs, fearing that I would kick him out of the dormitory.
I quickly reached out and stroked his head, smiling slightly: "I won't let you wander again, not for the rest of my life."
At this moment, a sudden knock on the door interrupted the silence between us.
It was also accompanied by Lao Jiang’s shout: “You bastard, open the door!”
"Master, are you going to let me sleep with you?" I replied. Could it be that Banban's theft of the small bronze cauldron was discovered? This is too fast. Besides, can a street vendor let the majestic black-sword Qilin break through the door in the middle of the night?
After opening the door, I saw Lao Jiang with a serious face and a newspaper that smelled of ink in his hand.
I knew instantly that he was here for something else, and it was something big!
