"Banban, stop it!"
Seeing that Yin Ling'er gradually stopped struggling, the hairs all over my body exploded with a 'swish' sound, which might lead to death.
At this moment, I was almost crying. I quickly grabbed my partner's arm and pulled him out.
But how can I resist this huge force?
"Stop...Master asked you to stop."
Fortunately, Banban still listened to my words and turned back stiffly.
A pair of azure wolf eyes were a little unclear, but the cold and threatening murderous intention around him was slightly restrained.
I gestured desperately: "She is my friend, we are just joking."
"Ugh..." Banban tilted his head, his eyebrows furrowed, as if he was thinking.
It’s over, this guy doesn’t understand at all!
At the critical moment, I had an idea. I put my two thumbs together in a gesture of love, not forgetting to point at myself and at Silver Bell.
Banban's elm head finally opened up, and the hand holding Yin Ling'er instantly released.
Yin Ling'er was so limp that she leaned against the wall, breathing heavily. A dark red pinch mark appeared on her snow-white neck. I couldn't help but feel afraid. If this happened one step later, the consequences would be disastrous!
But I saw Banban turn his attention to Yin Ling'er again.
I was worried that this guy would do something outrageous again, and I didn't care whether men and women were kissing each other, so I took Yin Ling'er into my arms decisively.
This time, Banban's brows relaxed completely, and his bottomless eyes also glowed with a soft light.
I was just about to say a few words to comfort Yin Ling'er, when a stammering voice sounded.
"daughter……"
What, Banban actually called Yin Ling'er's mother?
This shocked both Yin Linger and I, and our eyes almost popped out.
"Can you say that again?"
I looked at Banban in disbelief, only to see Banban say in confusion: "Dad!"
Good guy, one mother is not enough, now you have another father?
Yin Ling'er and I stared at each other, completely disbelieving what was happening in front of us. After being stunned for half a minute, Yin Ling'er blushed and slapped me: "Li Jinglan, what the hell are you doing?" What did you teach him?"
"I-I didn't teach anything."
You know, this is the first time Banban takes the initiative to speak. I didn't know he would do this.
"You are just a big bad guy, a big pervert, a big, big, big gangster!"
"Listen to my explanation." I covered my burning face and wanted to cry without tears.
"I won't listen. No man is really good."
It was only one day later that I realized that my companion had misunderstood my gesture. In modern times, this gesture meant mutual love, but in the Shang Dynasty, it meant the continuation of the family line!
Coupled with the memories of the Yin and Shang Dynasties that awakened in my mind after sleeping for three thousand years, I mistakenly thought that Yin Ling'er and I were Wu Ding and his wife, who gave birth to him through so-called indescribable behavior.
The words "father and mother" came out of his mouth.
I stammered and wanted to explain to Yin Ling'er, but Yin Ling'er snorted angrily, and then she suddenly walked up to Banban.
At this moment, the companion has no murderous intention at all, like a tall wolf king squatting by the door, not even daring to move a finger, it seems that he really regards Yin Ling'er as his mother.
"Ling'er, Banban is just a zombie with a low IQ. Don't argue with him about today's events!"
Although I was also a little angry with Banban, I was worried that Yin Ling'er would tell He Lanxue about Banban's attack on humans, which would lead to Banban being expelled, and I was very worried.
However, Yin Ling'er blinked a pair of curious big eyes and turned around her companion three times to the left and three times to the right: "Are you the big rice dumpling that Li Jinglan brought back from Yinxu?"
Banban made a whining sound in his throat and didn't know what he wanted to express, so I could only answer for him.
At this time, Yin Ling'er suddenly stretched out her hand and pressed her hand on Banban's chest: "Yes, it's quite strong. From now on, I will call you Big Zongzi!"
I can't understand Yin Ling'er's operation. Isn't she angry? You must know that she is Qilin's powder keg, the master who will stir up trouble even if there is no reason.
"I originally wanted to beat you back, but since you called me mother, I won't suffer any loss, so I'll let you go today."
Yin Ling'er raised her willow-leaf eyebrows and smiled.
What? Is this still the silver bell that will retaliate?
Yin Ling'er explained: "We in Miaojiang are born to believe in the strong. The stronger the strength, the more respected we will be. If Big Zongzi really fights, I am afraid he will be even more powerful than my master and that crooked old man Jiang. Li Jinglan, you really found a treasure.”
When I heard the word "Miao Jiang", I looked a little unnatural, but I still whispered in a low voice: "I am also very powerful, okay?"
However, the death penalty can be avoided. Yin Ling'er said that she did not need to complain, but she had to lend her companion for a few days to play and recuperate for a month, but she was bored to death, and she wanted to take companion to catch him. The little bird also needs to teach its companion how to speak.
I was happy to see the result, and I was so excited that I handed over this arduous task to Yin Ling'er. I continued to study the 'Realm of Wangqi' in "Thirty-six Techniques for Moving Mountains and Reclaiming Seas". Lao Jiang gave me a lot of information last time. Guidance, I haven't fully grasped it yet.
Half a month later, Yin Ling'er's career as a teacher began to bear fruit. Banban could already speak some simple Chinese, such as: "I'm hungry, eat meat."
Another example: "Mom is so beautiful."
Another example is: "Dad is a big gangster."
Yin Ling'er not only deliberately took advantage of Banban, but even tricked Banban into apologizing to Maomao. Of course, Banban didn't understand the meaning of many words at all. For example, he thought that "big gangster" meant "God of War".
"Am I awesome?"
Yin Ling'er asked Banban to demonstrate the results of this period to me. Seeing that he could speak a few daily expressions fluently, I really felt that Yin Ling'er taught him well.
Yin Ling'er raised her pink nose and was extremely proud: "I don't even care who taught me."
At this moment, she suddenly thought of something, and changed the subject: "But Banban is really a bit stupid. You know, the parrot I raised in Miaojiang can quarrel with me in a few days, and half the time The whole Miao village was so angry that they wanted to use it to make soup."
"That parrot must be very talented." I said sarcastically.
In short, it is impossible for me to admit that Banban's IQ is not as good as that of a bird. At most, he is three thousand years behind.
Yin Ling'er turned her head, and her bright eyes reflected my figure clearly: "By the way, Li Jinglan, where did you buy your little candy man?"
I told her: "It's in Xiaowei Hutong in the urban area of Beiping. There are many snacks there. You must like them."
Sure enough, as soon as she heard that there was delicious food, Yin Ling'er's eyes immediately lit up, and she couldn't wait to go out. She pulled me to go out.
As a result, the corner of my clothes was suddenly grabbed. I looked at Banban and he also wanted to follow us.
I looked up and down, and suddenly realized that my old clothes were too small for him, and the tight clothes entangled him layer by layer, really a bit like the rice dumplings wrapped during the Dragon Boat Festival.
"Then let's go together. We just happened to find a tailor to make the clothes for you. But we have three rules! No running around, no grabbing things, and no howling." I warned my companion with a gesture.
"Woo!"
Banban nodded excitedly.
