Luotuo was the one who caught me here earlier. I wonder if he was sick or for other reasons? His entire back was hunched over, and the skin on his face was sallow and dry, which quite fit the nickname of ‘Camel’.
As soon as he finished speaking these shameless words, I saw Master Diao frowning!
Then he smiled and raised his hand: "Come here!"
Luotuo thought he had something important to say and ran away quickly.
"Come closer."
"Closer."
When the first camel was only half a meter away, Master Diao was satisfied, but the next second he picked up the jade cane in his hand and hit him on the head.
"How dare you talk about my daughter's butt?"
"Remember, don't mention this matter again. If you mention it again, I will chop you into pieces and feed it to Xiao Hei!" Although Diao Ye was just a warning, the aura he exuded made Luo Tuo tremble all over.
Luotuo quickly covered his mouth: "I won't say it anymore, even if I beat him to death..."
After teaching Luo Tuo a lesson, Master Diao looked at me again: "Boy, you are from Qilin. I won't embarrass you. Now get out of prison and our family will pretend that what happened today never happened."
"Old man, I'm here to invite you sincerely. Are you really not interested in that tomb?" I couldn't help but take a step forward.
Master Diao couldn't help laughing hysterically: "Qilin wants to invite me, so he has to send a black knife no matter what? By using a little gangster as a lobbyist, does he look down on me as a monk?"
"There are two black sword unicorns waiting outside. Are you not sincere enough? Old man, please stop holding it. I know you actually want to challenge that tomb, right? Otherwise, you will stay in prison all day and waste your time."
I noticed just now that Master Diao was playing with a pair of jade balls in his left hand. He was obviously thinking about it, but I didn't have enough chips here.
"In this way, if you have any requests, feel free to ask. I am here to negotiate on behalf of Qilin. As long as it is not excessive, I can basically agree!"
I puffed up my chest and spoke loudly.
Diao Ye pointed at my nose and smiled: "Young man has the courage, okay, I will give you a favor today. As long as Qilin can agree to my two requests, I can accompany you to Dunhuang."
"Say what you say!" I made a gesture of invitation, letting Master Diao say it's okay.
Diaoye said that the first request is very simple, that is, I must decipher the secret of the Mahulaka statue with my own hands in front of him!
"That Yaksha statue has been in my hands for several months. It's all shiny and shiny, but I haven't found the mechanism. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Young man, you let me see that road with my own eyes, so that I can convince myself to follow you. ”
I patted my chest and agreed: "This is easy!"
Moreover, the statue of Mahulaka was on my body at this time. Lao Jiang seemed to have calculated everything correctly and stuffed the statue into my pocket early, and also stuffed a bag of ocean in my other pocket.
I also bribed the prison guards with oceans, so that I could safely bring the statue into the prison.
After hearing my words, Diao Ye's falcon-like eyes immediately reflected a strange light, and I smiled and said, "But before showing it, I need Diao Ye to wait with me."
"wait?"
"That's right, you can only see the secret when the sun sets and the moon hangs high."
The camel kicked me again, but this time I reacted very quickly and easily dodged it. I only heard him curse and say: "I hate someone who betrays me the most in my life. Do you believe that I will split your head open like a watermelon with a knife?"
Lord Diao scolded the camel and told him not to be disrespectful to me. Since we were watching a show, just wait and see.
Then I asked the camel to take me back to the cell, and I would be picked up again after dark.
When each inmate saw that I was sent back intact, with no arms or legs missing, they all showed disbelief: "Did that ancestor change his gender and suddenly believe in Buddhism and stop killing? "
"Or is that eagle not raised by Mr. Diao?"
"Or maybe you are attracted by Master Diao?"
Several people were talking about it, and their guesses were getting more and more outrageous. In the end, they wanted to kneel down and kowtow to me, and asked me if I could help them set up a line. Diao Ye also wanted to rush to empty the urinal.
Time passed quickly, and it was dark in the blink of an eye. When they saw the foreign prison guards respectfully asking me out, the inmates were completely stunned.
"Let me go, this little gangster has a lot of background!"
"Brother, when you go out, remember to say something, help me reduce my sentence. How can I get a three-hundred-year sentence for stealing a wallet..."
I was invited to Master Diao again. This time there were only camels and a one-eyed dragon in his room. The one-eyed dragon was thin and had a black eyepatch on his left eye, but the aura he exuded was obviously stronger than that of other monks. Much more!
Diao Ye gave me a brief introduction: "Shahu, the third master of the Samana family, but he has a bad temper. Li Jinglan, you have to behave well later."
I said this as if I couldn't crack the clay statue at all and was just trying to trick him.
I took out the statue of Mahulaka from my arms. Under the light, the clay statue was completely black and its eyes were fierce. It looked like a monster fighting to the death with the gods, grinning like a terrifying python.
When Mr. Diao saw the clay statue, his eyes brightened obviously, and he nodded and said, "Yes, it is indeed similar to the one I have."
"When will you start?"
"Now!"
I smiled slightly and held Mohu Luojia in the palm of my hand: "Seniors, please pay attention to the next step!"
I walked to the window and pushed open the antique window. The moonlight poured in. The moonlight tonight was even brighter than that night, as if God was helping me.
Mohuluojia was covered with a layer of bright moonlight, and I imitated the movements I did that night. I silently recited the general outline of the Dragon-Seeking Technique in my mouth, and kept groping for the clay statue with my hands. My speed became faster and faster, until finally I was exhausted. I can't see clearly.
At that moment, I felt as if I was possessed by the Li Jinglan in my dream. When my hands stopped, I slapped the snake's head suddenly, but I heard a "click" sound from the clay statue, opened its mouth and crawled, as if on a thousand-year-old snake. The giant python is devouring the moonlight essence.
The moonlight seemed to be really sucked into the clay statue's stomach. Soon, all the moonlight exploded in his stomach, and then cast countless silhouettes onto the walls on both sides.
"Boss, look, there really is a river!"
The camel shouted in disbelief, and the sand fox also changed slightly.
I saw countless shadows appearing on the wall, including crooked words, mountains, and rivers.
At this time, Master Diao stood up from the chair uncontrollably, walked forward several steps, and then said with rapid breathing: "This is Sanskrit, I even saw the Buddha's light!"
"Lake Balkhash, Broken Leaf City..." Mr. Diao murmured to himself, and then burst out with a burst of laughter: "Haha, the legend is actually true. The ancient Silk Road that was swallowed by the wind and sand has come to the world again. ”
I didn’t understand what Master Diao meant by these words. I only knew that when the moonlight dissipated, Master Diao regained his composure and said with his cane, “You’re pretty good, kid.”
"Of course, he is the man who touched the eldest lady's butt after all." Luo Tuo blurted out carelessly, making Master Diao's face darken again with anger.
I struck while the iron was hot and quickly said: "Master Diao, I have satisfied your first request. What about the second condition?"
"The second condition, hum, I want you Qilin to agree that if you really enter this tomb successfully, I must choose the first thing, and you can take the rest."
It's not that I haven't thought about Diao Ye's request, but I'm not qualified to agree to it. After all, for the first thing, he must have chosen the best and most expensive thing in the entire tomb.
Stop talking about me, I'm afraid even Lao Jiang won't be able to make the decision!
