Yin Ling'er instantly understood what I meant and waved her hands: "No, no, no, Aunt Zhu has a very cold personality and is only good to Ling'er. Xiao Zhuzi's personality is too silly. She can't help but be shy when she sees anyone. They both Nothing like it.”
I interrupted Yin Ling'er and asked her: "Just tell me, do the two bamboo leaves look alike?"
Yin Ling'er nodded: "If we just talk about looks, don't say they look alike. Their heads are exactly the same."
Then I turned my eyes to Ge Weihan: "Professor Ge, since you are a zoologist, botanist and entomologist, is there any way you can make a snake that is originally harmless to humans and animals become aggressive in a short period of time?"
To prevent Ge Weihan from misunderstanding.
I added: "Of course, I'm not letting it bite anyone to death, I'm just showing off with a grin on my face."
Ge Weihan wiped his beard, nodded and said: "This is true! I happen to have a bottle of leftover thyroxine in my backpack. After injecting it into the animal, it can basically achieve the effect you want, but Guawa, do you want this thing to be fucked? "
I didn't explain, but told him to just follow my instructions later.
What kind of person is Lao Jiang? It is better to say that he is quick-thinking than scheming. When I heard these words, I immediately understood the little Jiujiu in my belly.
"Li Jinglan, do you really want to?"
I smiled slightly, nodded and said, "Master, I have found a way to deal with Wuxi."
Unexpectedly, Lao Jiang shook his head before I could say anything: "No, your little tricks are good at deceiving outsiders, but they can't deceive insiders at all!"
But I put my index finger on my lips and shushed, telling him to shut up.
Then he asked: "Master, have you heard the story of Tian Ji's horse racing?"
Lao Jiang said that of course he had heard of it. This story comes from "Historical Records". It is said that there was a general named Tian Ji in Qi State who often had horse racing competitions with King Wei of Qi. Before the competition, both sides placed bets. There were three rounds in each competition. , the one who wins more than twice is the winner.
However, Tian Ji always lost to King Qi Wei every time he competed.
Because Tian Ji's three horses are all inferior in quality to the corresponding horses of King Qi Wei...
At this time, his friend Sun Bin came up with a clever idea! He divided Tian Ji's three horses into upper, middle and lower grades. In the first game, he proposed that Tian Ji send lower horses to fight against King Qi Wei's higher horses.
In the second round, a high-grade horse was used to deal with King Qi Wei's medium-grade horse, and in the last round, a medium-grade horse was used to deal with King Qi Wei's low-grade horse.
The first game was lost.
The second game was won.
The third game was also won.
Adhering to the principle of best-of-three games, Tian Ji actually won the bet this time!
"Sun Bin, who gave Tian Ji advice, was a famous military strategist during the Warring States Period and a descendant of Sun Wu, the god of war. Sun Wu left behind a copy of "Sun Tzu's Art of War", and Sun Bin also left a set of "Sun Bin's Art of War" to future generations. "
After hearing this story, Ge Weihan gave a thumbs up: "Good! Very, good! The wisdom of your ancients is really great."
Yin Ling'er raised her mouth and said, "We don't have horses, at most we only have deer outside."
Chief Acuo asked sharply: "Is there any similarity between this horse racing story and our current situation?"
Seeing that everyone was a little puzzled, I said straight to the point: "There happen to be three masters over there right now, namely Wu Xi, Lao Wu, and Mingyue Ye."
"And we can just use Tian Ji's horse racing strategy to defeat them!"
Chief Acuo still didn’t quite understand, so I was the first to propose my own plan.
First of all, in the first game, I wanted to let the leader of Acuo fight against Mingyue Ye.
"Chief Acuo, with your strength, you should be able to defeat her 100%25, right?"
Patriarch Atuo's eyes were sharp and he replied: "Of course there is no problem, but Ah Shui is still in her hands..."
The remaining mountain guards said with firm eyes: "There are us, we can help you get Ah Shui back."
"In this first round, let us fight side by side!"
They smashed their fists together as if to declare their determination.
Then I looked at Lao Jiang: "Master, it's your turn to take action in the second game. You will play against Lao Wu. Do you have any chance of winning? Even if you can't win, it's fine if both sides are tied. Try not to lose to him."
Lao Jiang didn't answer me first, which made me feel unsure. After all, during the fight just now, Lao Wu had the upper hand.
Unexpectedly, after thinking for a few seconds, Old Jiang took out a cigarette, crushed the butt of the cigarette and said, "No, I can beat him."
I thought I heard it wrong, so I couldn't help but raise my voice: "What? But just now..."
Lao Jiang made a stop gesture, and then said calmly: "Actually, there is something he doesn't know. Although we both came from the same school and learned the same sword skills, the master taught me one more move. …”
It was Lao Jiang who picked up Lao Wu in the first place. Although Master was very sympathetic to Lao Wu's life experience, he was also extremely wary of his character!
"Lao Wu is too gloomy and ruthless. He likes to do whatever it takes to achieve his goals. Master hopes that I, as the elder brother, can always suppress his spirit and catch him when he goes the wrong way. Even I can teach him a lesson, so I secretly taught me an extra move, and this extra move is also the most exquisite one in the whole sword technique!"
At this point, Lao Jiang's tone began to become more determined: "If this move is suddenly used in a life-and-death duel, Lao Wu will never be able to react."
Hearing this, the stone hanging in my heart finally fell to the ground.
Lao Jiang is right, sometimes knowing someone too well has its drawbacks! That is, once the other person becomes unfamiliar to you, you will feel strange, scared, and even die in the hands of the other person.
But at this time, Lao Jiang looked at Yin Ling'er: "With Ling'er's current condition, can she be Wu Xi's opponent?"
As he spoke, Lao Jiang turned his attention to me again: "Li Jinglan, I know your little plan. Do you want to use this little snake to pretend to be Bai Miao Gu King, so as to scare Wu Xi?" ? But he is not a fool. Even if he is temporarily frightened, he will still find something strange. Who will fight? "
"I can't take risks with Ling'er. Ximei will not forgive me, and even the entire Miao territory will blame Qilin."
I smiled and pointed my hand at myself: "Of course I won't bet on Bell, because Wuxi's opponent is me!"
"you?"
Lao Jiang's eyes widened, and even Yin Ling'er behind him almost fell to the ground, opening his mouth wide enough to stuff an egg.
Lao Jiang sneered: "When did my apprentice become unafraid of death..."
