Even if I could already smell the stench of various poisonous insects in Wuxi's square bamboo basket, I still had to pretend that there was no leakage!
My head was spinning rapidly, deliberately stalling for time: "First, my name is Li Jinglan; second, I am not some outside sweetheart. Sister Ling'er and I are in love and we live and die together. , it’s not the kind of shady relationship you mentioned; thirdly, you said you are Ling’er’s Kamani, at least Ling’er must recognize you, and you act like a lunatic when you see a female and say you are her husband. In fact, what are you doing? Neither."
Hearing this, Wu Xi became angry and immediately summoned the bugs in the bamboo basket to deal with me.
I pretended to be scared and raised my hands to cover my face.
However, by chance, a small green snake emerged from my clothes, wrapped around my wrist, and raised its triangular head.
Make a 'hissing' sound.
The moment I saw the small green snake, I clearly noticed that Wu Xi's face was as earthy as color, and he and the bamboo basket took three steps back.
He was even looking down to the west in horror!
The first step was successful!
I looked at the little snake and then at Wuxi, and waved my hands in embarrassment: "Oh, I'm so sorry. I accidentally dropped everything on my body when I was scared..."
Then under Usi's shocked eyes, I easily fished out the snake.
During the whole process, the little bamboo cooperated with me very much, as if I was its owner.
This is all thanks to Yin Linger smearing snake powder on my hands, communicating with Xiao Zhuzi in advance, and saying a lot of good things to me.
Just when I was about to stuff the little bamboo back into my sleeve, the thyroid hormone that Ge Weihan injected into it took effect.
In an instant, Xiaozhuzi's green body stood up, like a snake king that poisoned all living beings. He opened his mouth toward Wuxi so fiercely, revealing his sharp fangs.
It all happened just right, even God was helping me, and I almost couldn't hold back my laughter at this time.
Seeing this scene, Wu Xi's tongue was tied. He stretched out his finger and pointed at me and asked stammeringly: "How come the bamboo leaf green from Miao Xinjiang is in the hands of a boy from out of town like you?"
"Don't get me wrong, this is not the bamboo leaf green from Miaojiang at all. It is just a small snake I picked up on the road in Wawu Mountain. At that time, I saw that it was shivering with cold and pitiful, so I picked it up. Don't get me wrong, it is the same as It has nothing to do with the white seedlings, it was definitely not given to me to sneak attack on you."
This time I showed excellent acting skills. On the surface, I was afraid of misunderstanding, and the more I explained, the more suspicious I became, but in fact, I deliberately induced Wuxi psychologically.
"I do not believe……"
Wuxi was about to ask something, but at this moment, something fell out of my body. I picked it up quickly, for fear of being seen by Wuxi, but Wuxi grabbed the thing first. .
The next moment, his entire face changed.
It was a silver bracelet with a snake engraved on it and a Miao woman wearing a silver crown. It was full of Miao style.
"Zhan Xiangsi, this is Gu King Yuka's bracelet. Why is it on you?" Wu Xi reacted and looked at me in shock.
I swallowed, as if I was deliberately looking for an excuse to lie, and replied evasively: "I also picked this up on the mountain road. Maybe it was lost by the group of mountain guards? Anyway, it definitely did not belong to my mother-in-law Yuka. This thing is definitely not the bracelet that my mother-in-law gave to me personally and made me swear to be good to Yin Ling'er for the rest of my life and wear it for her on our wedding night. "
Later, I seemed to realize that I had revealed half of my secret. I deliberately raised three fingers and pretended to swear: "Anyway, don't ask so many questions. It has absolutely nothing to do with my mother-in-law Yuka."
Seeing my promise, Wu Xi smiled instead of getting angry: "Are you a garbage collector? You picked up so many rare treasures all the way up the mountain, why didn't I pick them up?"
There was actually a bit of sourness to these words. It seemed that Wuxi was very greedy for these two things.
Then, his teeth chattered: "Li Jinglan, do you think I'm a fool? The weather in Wawu Mountain is sultry now, how can there be frozen snakes on the road? Those mountain guards are obviously descendants of the ancient Shu Kingdom. Why are you wearing Miao jewelry?”
"I have never heard that there are green bamboo leaves on the mountains of Xichuan!"
Wu Xi gritted his teeth and said these words, then glanced at Yin Ling'er like a volcano erupting, every word seemed to be spilling out from between his teeth: "My father and I underestimated the Bai Miao Gu King. He shouted that he wanted peace and that he wanted to betroth his daughter to me."
"In a blink of an eye, I sold my daughter to you, a young sweetheart from out of town. You even dared to break your oath and leave Qilidong and come to Wawu Mountain to deal with me, a junior in person."
"How shameless!"
Obviously I am the most shameless one, but I still have the nerve to criticize others. I really admire this shameless guy Wuxi.
However, while he spoke so plausibly, he no longer dared to make any moves with his hands.
He just looked around from time to time, fearing that the Bai Miao Gu King would suddenly come to kill him!
And I gave full play to my glib tongue. What I said was 30%25 true and 70%25 false. It was false and true, which made Na Wuxi stunned.
Even Mingyue Ye over there couldn't help but yell: "Wuxi, are you a pig? Hurry up and kill them!"
"He is lying to you, don't listen to him! We have never received the information that King Bai Miao Gu left Miao territory and came to Wawu Mountain."
At this time, Wuxi was taken in by me, and he actually said something to me without looking back: "No, I know that Bamboo Leaf Green, and that Acacia-like bracelet is definitely not fake."
"Wherever the bamboo leaves are, the jade card must be within a hundred steps. I must not act rashly!"
Wu Xi was almost furious, but I asked him with a smile: "Isn't your father also from the Central Plains? He has also become the Gu King of your black seedlings. Why, only black seedlings are allowed to cross, and white seedlings are not allowed to cross." Miao is free to love.”
"You!" Usi pointed at my nose, wishing he could stuff a handful of poisonous centipedes into my mouth right now.
However, just when everything was moving in the direction of my ideal, by coincidence, Ge Weihan, a silly foreigner, suddenly said a classic Sichuan dialect: "Sazi? Xiao Yaomei's old mother and son are following us? This Why should I not see it along the way?"
As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Yin Ling'er holding her forehead with one hand and covering her stomach with the other hand. Finally she couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing hysterically.
I thought to myself, it’s over.
Seeing this scene, Usi's face turned red: "Okay, very good, very good!"
After saying that, he was so angry that he let out a strange laugh: "I didn't expect that I, Wuxi, who was running around Heimiao and killing people like crazy, was just deceived by that little liar, Sister Ling'er, and now I'm deceived by you, the big liar. Okay. , since you want to die so much, I will let you two become a pair of liar mandarin ducks, and feed them both to my nine-tailed poisonous scorpion!"
