"What are you two doing?"
The angry shout startled both Braised Snail Noodles and Shi Xi to tremble.
The braised snail noodles turned to the side and saw that it was a rookie master with a shocked and angry face.
The rookie master came over angrily, pulled their hands apart, and stood between them.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? Men and women...can men and women have sex?"
The braised snail noodles looked at him speechlessly. The two of them usually had their arms around each other, so what happened to him shaking hands with an NPC?
He said angrily: "What are you doing here?"
The rookie master said naturally: "What else can I do? Of course I come to you. Who told you to run away without listening to my explanation?"
Braised snail noodles folded her arms and looked at him, "What's the explanation? Didn't I make you vomit after eating it?"
The rookie master was about to say that he was psychologically affected by the bowl of stomach-nourishing shredded bamboo shoot soup, but there was a 1.8-meter NPC next to him.
He glanced sideways at Shixi, "Who is this?"
As soon as he recovered, he hurried out to find the braised snail noodles. When he passed by, he saw the two of them standing together, holding hands and looking into each other's tearful eyes. They were a little too intimate.
But without looking for a while, he ran out to "hook up" with the NPC. Didn't he know that he had the physique to 100%25 attract the perverted villain NPC?
What to do if you are kidnapped?
He looked at Shixi up and down. This NPC was quite handsome. He looked unusual at first glance, so his identity must be extraordinary.
And the more he looked at it, the more familiar it seemed, as if he had seen it somewhere.
Braised snail noodles introduced: "This is Shixi, Prince Gong's bodyguard."
When mentioning Prince Gong, the novice master immediately remembered that this was not the popular fan fiction on game forums "Prince with Cut Sleeves and the Secret Guard", "A few things about the prince and the secret guard", "One night of love, the secret guard leads" One of the protagonists in "Ball Run"...?
He cupped his hands and said seriously: "Disrespect, disrespect."
Shixi was confused. He was just a small secret guard. There was nothing disrespectful about him.
But the rookie master saluted him, and he returned the favor out of politeness, "You're welcome, you're welcome."
After saying hello, the rookie master turned his head and continued to explain to the braised snail noodles, "I really don't think the buns you make are unpalatable, I just..."
He whispered something into the ear of the braised snail noodles, and his face turned red unconsciously.
The braised snail noodles looked at him in surprise, "This is in a game. Is it so serious? And didn't you say... you're fine?"
The rookie master blushed and said, "It's fine physically, but the psychological damage is serious."
"So I really didn't mean to vomit. Can you forgive me?"
He apologized so seriously, which made the braised snail noodles feel embarrassed.
He felt that he was making too much of a fuss just now. The newbie vomited just now. He should be concerned about whether he was feeling uncomfortable and ask what was going on.
Instead of misunderstanding him and getting angry.
His face also turned red, and he twisted his fingers and said, "I should be the one to apologize to you. I shouldn't lose my temper without listening to your explanation."
The rookie master snarled and said indifferently: "What's the matter? Just explain the misunderstanding clearly. We are still good brothers."
Braised snail noodles:…
Shi Xi, who was listening to their conversation silently, pointed at the braised snail noodles and said in surprise to the novice master: "You know he is a boy?"
The rookie and master brothers put their arms around the shoulders of braised snail noodles and said, "Of course, you don't know?"
The draft has been completed and everyone has entered the palace. Do you still know whether the person selected is a man or a woman?
Seeing Shi Xi's confused expression, the rookie realized something and asked tentatively: "Didn't your prince tell you?"
Shi Xi was silent, and their prince probably didn’t know either.
At the end of the draft, I was very happy to tell him that I had chosen several beauties for the emperor, so I shouldn't blame him for choosing a boy in the draft.
He became a little worried. If he calculated it this way, among the ten people left in the palace, there would be only one true beauty.
If this matter is exposed, their prince may really be done with it.
Judging from his expression, the rookie master and braised snail noodles also had a rough idea. It seemed that Prince Gong didn't know either.
When registering for the braised snail rice noodle audition, she actually told her gender.
But since ancient times, only women have been selected in the draft, and there is no need to register gender. Besides, there is a huge difference between men and women. How can ordinary people mistakenly identify men and women.
However, there are exceptions to everything, and this time, the braised snail noodles are an exception.
Not only does he wear women's clothes, but he also looks, looks, behaves, and even sounds like a woman. Unless he takes off his clothes, you can't tell that he is a man.
Anyone who saw him would not think that he was a real man.
Shi Xi said unspeakably: "Why do you want to dress up as a woman?"
Braised snail noodles tugged at the hem of her skirt, "Does it look good?"
Shixi nodded honestly, she is indeed pretty, no matter how you look at her, she is a beauty.
The braised snail noodles were very satisfied, "That's fine, as long as it looks good."
It doesn’t matter whether it’s men’s or women’s clothing, as long as it suits you.
Shixi’s pupil earthquake, is this a problem that can only be solved by looking good? To put it more seriously, they have now committed the crime of deceiving the emperor.
The rookie master patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay. Don't worry. He went to bed last night. Isn't that okay?"
He even went to bed!
Shixi was in a daze, "Have you slept with His Majesty? Does he know you are a man?"
The braised snail noodles blushed and said angrily: "What are you talking about? It's just the past... we just chatted for a while, and I'm still a virgin."
He didn't sleep on anything. This NPC looked very innocent, but he didn't expect that he was quite open-minded in his speech.
Yes, after all, they are the protagonists in "Prince of the Cut Sleeve", so they must have rich experience.
That was because the emperor didn't know his identity yet. Shixi became anxious. If the emperor found out, their prince would definitely have no good juice to eat.
Shixi said, "I still have something to do, so I'll leave first."
I hurriedly wanted to go back to the imperial study to find Xiao Yutang.
He had to tell Xiao Yutang about the matter before the emperor knew the true identity of the braised snail noodles, and handle the matter in advance.
As soon as he ran out of the pool, a moon-white figure that looked like the wind stopped in front of him.
Xiao Yutang went to turn over the imperial dining room, but did not see Shixi. She thought he had left the palace and was about to leave the palace to look for him.
Unexpectedly, I met Juxi here.
Shixi was about to say something, but Xiao Yutang hugged him into his arms.
Xiao Yutang gasped and said, "Since you feel wronged, why don't you tell me, huh?"
Shixi was startled and quickly realized what he was talking about.
When he was not discovered, his grievances were bearable, but once they were revealed, his grievances were like a flooded river, surging and unstoppable.
When Xiao Yutang saw that his eyes were red, he immediately panicked. He held his hand and put it on his face, "It's all my fault. You slap me twice to calm down."
Shixi pursed his lips, "You are the prince..."
"What a bullshit prince," Xiao Yutang blocked his lips, "In front of you, I am just Xiao Yutang."
The Braised Snail Noodles and the newbie expert said wow, isn't this the plot of "The Prince with the Cut Sleeve"?
