All the eunuchs in the He Palace were called over and lined up to wait for the physical examination.
In the dim hut, the young eunuchs came in in groups of ten and raised their hands to take off their pants, but were stopped and only allowed to take off their tops.
The eunuchs who had already checked that there were no problems came forward and wiped their chests and backs with wet cloths to check whether there were any covered divine fire marks.
The little eunuchs who were being inspected whispered, "Didn't I say that I wanted to have a physical examination? Why did I still give them a bath?"
Is it because they are afraid that they will not pay attention to personal hygiene and try to see if they can rub the mud off?
Braised snail noodles changed into men's clothes. The slightly high collar made him feel uncomfortable and he pulled it uneasily.
He was a man, but because he was used to wearing women's clothes, he felt uncomfortable putting back into men's clothes.
There is even a vague illusion that a man is pretending to be a woman and a man.
Looking at the rows of half-naked young eunuchs in the room, he hesitated and said, "Isn't it bad for us to do this? It's a bit hurtful to ask people to take off their clothes like this."
"What's this?"
Xia Xia Mocha snorted, "The eunuchs in this palace have to have their bodies checked at least once every quarter. They take off their pants for the test. Now we just ask them to take off their tops. What's wrong with their self-esteem?"
Don’t you think “scrub bathing” is novel even if you haven’t looked at each one?
The rookie master touched his chin and asked doubtfully: "Why is the eunuch still needing to be examined if he has not been castrated?"
"Don't you understand this?"
Xia Xia Mo Mo Cha snorted and said with a little pride: "First, it is to prevent someone from fishing in troubled waters and pretending to be eunuchs to cause trouble in the palace. Secondly..."
"If it is not cut cleanly during purification, there is still a possibility that it will grow back. If it is found out, it will be castrated again."
"Fuck!"
The rookie master and the braised snail noodles both exclaimed, "Can this thing still grow?"
They both looked at Xia Mo Mo Cha's crotch, so are you still there?
Xia Xia Momo glanced at the two of them with Fuchen angrily, "What are you looking at? Our family is completely different from theirs."
The rookie master still didn't believe it, "No, can it really grow?"
People are not geckos, but they can regenerate their limbs. Is it so magical?
Xia Tian Mo Tea was also told by Li Fuhai. He himself didn't know whether it was true or not. He gave the rookie a blank look and said, "You are so curious, why don't you try it yourself?"
Neutering is not difficult, he can help.
The rookie master immediately tightened his buttocks and rejected the proposal, "No, no, I'm just asking casually."
Not to mention that it might not grow back, even if it did, he didn't want to suffer the pain.
Seeing the scared look on his face, Braised Snail Rice Noodles mocked: "Look at you, you are such a coward."
The rookie master put his arms around his shoulders and looked him up and down, "I didn't think you had it before, but now that you put on men's clothes, you look a little bit like a boy."
"How about you give it a try?"
As he spoke, he looked down, and then he was punched in the eye.
The braised snail powder retracted his fist, his cheeks turned red and he said, "You stinking scoundrel."
Here, chickens and dogs are dancing, but over there are rising clouds and mist over Concubine Jia and Du Rushuang, with fragrant clothes and shadows on the temples, and the singing of orioles.
In the bathroom where the ladies of the palace usually bathe, Garfield is sitting in the pool wearing a light silk nightgown.
She rested one hand on the red wall, holding a glass of wine in the other and sipping slowly, her posture was extremely leisurely.
She looked at the palace maids bathing and playing in the soup pool. Her dark eyes were soaked in water vapor and seemed to be shining.
“Tsu, Mashiro.”
"Ha, such a small waist."
"Tsk, these long legs"
Garfield repeatedly praised her, she was worthy of being selected into the palace as a palace maid, look at all of them, they are as tall as flowers and jade, they are quite amazing.
Du Rushuang sat next to her and frowned after taking a sip of the wine in the glass. How could a good juice taste like alcohol?
She glanced at Garfield speechlessly, "If you didn't know better, you'd think you were the emperor."
This beautiful blessing is all for you to enjoy.
Garfield smiled brightly and said: "The Emperor is not as blessed as I am. Xiao Beichen has to get up at five o'clock every day to go to court. After going to court, he still has to approve a day's work. Sometimes he has to work overtime all night."
She sighed leisurely, "I originally wanted to try to see if I could have a behind-the-curtain administration or something like that. Seeing how hard Xiao Beichen works, only a fool could become the emperor."
The social workers in 997 cried and said they were very happy after seeing his workload.
Du Rushuang raised her eyebrows, "I think you're quite at home, so will you continue to stay in the palace and be your concubine, or will you come with me?"
Garfield leaned on her shoulder and said, "Of course I'll follow you. No matter how good the beauties in this palace are, there are only a few of them who will always get tired of seeing them going back and forth."
"You can't give up the big ocean outside the palace just for this small pond."
Du Rushuang looked a little disgusted at her appearance, "It would have been difficult for me to take you out of the palace with my current strength, but the invasion of Shen Yan Sect tonight gave us a good opportunity. We can just take advantage of the chaos in the palace. Leave the palace."
Garfield nodded and said with some regret: "Actually, I have already prepared a way to leave the palace. I planned to burn down the Minghua Palace and fake my death to escape, but it's a pity that I can't use it."
"Tell me, Xiao Beichen and I have been married for nearly half a year. Will he be sad if he sees my body?"
If a piece of soothing incense is burnt, why should Xiao Beichen be sad?
It’s enough to feel sad about the Minghua Palace that burned to ashes.
Du Rushuang flicked her forehead, "This NPC is also an emperor after all. He is really lucky to have you."
Taking Garfield away can be regarded as extending Xiao Beichen's life and saving him from dying of anger early.
Garfield clicked her tongue. She was still a little reluctant to let go of Xiao Beichen. After all, he was so handsome.
The palace maids in the bath changed batch after batch, but none of them had divine fire patterns on their bodies.
Du Rushuang frowned slightly, "There are so many maids in the palace, are you sure you haven't missed any?"
Garfield shook his head, "There are more than 3,000 maids, how can we invite them all to come over and take a bath?"
"I sent my nuns and maids in charge to check the rest of the maids one by one."
Du Rushuang looked at her in surprise. Since he could send someone to pick her up to check, why did she have to ask someone to take a bath?
Garfield glanced at her and waved his delicate hand grandly, as if he was showing off his power.
"These are dozens of the most beautiful maids in the He Palace. Of course we should take a bath together and enjoy them. Look, how spectacular they are."
Du Rushuang looked choked. She should have thought that these palace maids and the imperial concubine were bathing together, but they were not formal at all, but very relaxed and comfortable.
Come to think of it, this is not the first time that I have "sleeped" for Concubine Jia.
It's better to take Concubine Jia out of the palace as soon as possible, otherwise the harem will have to make her miserable sooner or later.
