Yun Yaoyao subconsciously lowered her head and glanced at her chest. Sure enough, it was a big, well-fermented steamed bun.
The change was so sudden that Yun Yaoyao was stunned on the spot and squeezed the bun with her hands.
Soft, warm, and a familiar feeling~~!
Tu Shanjin was also stunned. He looked down at his enlarged and bold figure, and his nose felt a little sore for a moment.
The two people's eyes met, both of them could not hide their shock.
"Xiao Wuzi, please step back first!" The two said in unison.
Xiao Wuzi didn't know what was going on. He glanced at the two people who were in an uncomfortable atmosphere, and then left with a murmur.
"The opportunity to get back is actually xxoo?!"
"I just realized what the meaning of human existence is...?"
Two voices sounded at the same time.
Tu Shanjin's surprised gaze fell on Yun Yaoyao.
Yun Yaoyao was still immersed in the shock of the exchange.
She thought that the opportunity for the two to exchange for each other was the connection of minds, and also thought that the opportunity for the two to exchange for each other was a matter of life and death. She even thought that the opportunity for the two to exchange for each other was when they were at their most vulnerable and helpless (pooping at the same time), but she did not think about it. It’s xxoo!
So simple, crude and yellow!
Also, Yun Yaoyao is very curious.
Is it that once the exchange comes back, it cannot be exchanged again, or can the soul exchange be continued as soon as the opportunity is triggered?
Just try it and you will know.
It just so happens that she hasn't tried the female position yet, jiejiejie...
Yun Yaoyao's eyes flashing with a faint wolf light were about to fall on Tu Shanjin, but they suddenly met a pair of smiling eyes with a hint of coolness.
"An opportunity for exchange? Didn't you tell me that we need to understand the meaning of human existence?"
Yun Yaoyao laughed dryly: "You listen to my quibbles... No, you listen to my explanation..."
"Currently, it seems that exploring the origin of human development is the meaning of human existence. After all, only by exploring the origin of human development can humans thrive and humans continue to exist." The more Yun Yaoyao said, the more it made sense, and she even felt that a perfect closed loop was formed.
But now Tu Shanjin is not so easy to fool, especially since he is used to seeing Yun Yaoyao fooling others, he can tell the difference.
To put it harshly, he could guess the smell of Yun Yaoyao's fart as soon as she raised her butt.
Tu Shanjin approached her, stretched out his hand, and pinched the soft flesh of Yun Yaoyao's cheek as he wished.
It was soft, tender, and felt much better than his own face, which made him unable to put it down.
Seeing that Yun Yaoyao was about to explode, Tu Shanjin stopped his hand in time, moved his big palm down, and touched the soft waist that he was thinking about. With a strong pull, the other person's whole body was pressed against his chest.
"You filthy bitch..." Yun Yaoyao was about to scold, but she met a pair of cold and lustful mist-colored black eyes, like the moonlight reflected on the deep sea, one glance can make people sink, unable to extricate themselves.
In the past, all she saw was her own face, but suddenly she saw Tu Shanjin's face, and she was still a little uncomfortable with it.
The bones are sharp and distinct, the skin is cold and stunning, the figure is slender, and he is alone and exudes the aura of a noble and intimidating person.
All aspects perfectly touched Yun Yaoyao's aesthetics, making her swallow her saliva unsatisfactorily.
no!
Say no to male sex, start with me!
"Young and graceful." Tu Shanjin whispered in her ear.
The noble emperor lowered his head, bent his body, and called the name of his beloved one after another. Trapped by his ordinary heart, he eagerly wanted to express his sincerity.
The two have experienced soul exchange, and they have the closest relationship and the most understanding existence. He knows how to manipulate her heart, seduce her and coax her.
"Yaoyao, you always fool me." A voice with a bit of grievance sounded from my ears.
Yun Yaoyao completely surrendered.
Say no to male lust, start with her!
She, Yun Yaoyao, is a big sex addict. What's wrong with being obsessed with male sex?
"It's not always." Yaoyao has a tough mouth, but Yaoyao has a soft heart. Yaoyao wants to slap herself a few times to atone for her past sins of cheating and bullying the tyrant.
How could he be a tyrant? He was clearly a poor little boy who put up spikes to defend himself from outsiders because he lacked love since childhood!
"I will never lie to you again." Yun Yaoyao raised three fingers seriously.
Seeing that she was about to swear, Tu Shanjin took Yun Yaoyao's fingers, put them in his palm, and rubbed them.
"It doesn't matter if you lie to me, as long as you are willing to treat me with your heart."
"I'm glad to be deceived by Yao'er." Warm breath sprayed on Yun Yao'er's ears.
The fingers he rubbed were as hot as fire. Yun Yaoyao felt that her ears were hot, her hands were hot, and her whole body was hot. Her eyelashes were trembling at the moment, and her breathing was uneven.
Damn it, switching back to the main body is like lifting the seal, can you please stop being so flirtatious!
The little deer in her heart was about to be crippled!
The excitement and guilt of meeting the person in front of him was about to overwhelm him. Tu Shanjin, who was madly peacocking, put away the smell of tea on his body and said business: "The timing of this exchange is really coincidental. You don't have to worry about the imperial commander personally marching. There is a rebellion in Shu, and I will lead the troops to suppress it myself."
"Well, I'll go with you. You'll do the hard work and I'll use the brains. I'll make life or death difficult for these two old thieves!"
Xiao Wuzi's urging voice sounded at this moment: "Your Majesty, the time for going to court has come, it's time for you to leave~"
"Wait until I come back." Tu Shanjin kissed him.
The next second after the person left, Yun Yaoyao stood up energetically.
She hasn't visited the harem as Concubine Miao...oh no, as the Empress. Hey, let's go and see what her beloved concubines are doing in the harem now~
Unexpectedly, the next second, her legs weakened and she almost fell to the ground.
"Hey, why are my legs so sore!"
Thinking of something, Yun Yaoyao's face turned red.
"Here comes someone! Xiao Wuzi... no, Niu Xiu'er, come and help me... no, help me, who is getting ready to go out for a walk."
Yun Yaoyao: "..."
I'm still not used to it just after I changed it. I want to make myself laugh~~
At the same time, inside the Xuanzheng Hall, there was no calm.
"Your Majesty is always punctual, why are you so late in coming to the morning court today?"
"I don't know, either. Could it be that something unexpected happened?"
"I don't know if it's unexpected or not, but the rumors outside..."
"If you dare to speak like that, you will risk your life!"
Even so, the ministers still talked about this matter very boldly while looking cowardly. After all, it was about the emperor.
What's more, to be honest, they are also a little suspicious.
Let's not talk about temperament, habits, and conduct in life. Every time I see the Queen, the familiar feeling of cold and coercion comes to my face.
In the past, they thought that two kinds of people could not sleep under the same bed, but as soon as this rumor came out...
Hey, it’s not that they are suspicious, it’s that there are really a lot of strange things about this matter!
Except for the most loyal ministers, the rest of the ministers had only one thought in their minds: This is a serious matter, and even if it offends His Majesty, they must find out!
The censors, who have always been unafraid of death, were also gearing up and drafting the draft several times, just waiting for the next performance.
Not long after, a bright yellow figure slowly sat on top.
The ministers who wanted to cause trouble looked at each other and nodded one after another, like carps crossing the river, scrambling to jump out.
"Your Majesty, I have something important to report!" The censor with KPI was the first to rush out.
"What's the matter?" Tu Shanjin glanced at him coolly, with the indifference of a superior in his eyes.
The censor shuddered, and the words he had already thought about were stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say anything.
hiss! This damn familiar coercion!
Seeing the censor's cowardice, the other ministers cursed in their hearts, and one of the courtiers rushed out after him: "Your Majesty, rumors are spreading that the soul of the empress lives in your body. Rumors are rife and shaken. For the sake of the stability of the country and the country, please ask Your Majesty to come forward to clarify these rumors as soon as possible!"
"I came forward to clarify that I am myself? How to clarify? Such stupid rumors were believed and even spread to the court." Tu Shan Jin's sharp eyes seemed to have pierced the skin of this minister. He cut his head and said, "How do you do things? You are in your position and you don't want to do anything. Then I will strip off this court uniform for you!"
Hiss, this damn familiar scolding!
"Your Majesty, calm down!!" The minister knelt on the ground with a thud, his arms trembling, and his heart filled with regret.
He was really blinded by lard and believed the rumors!
The courtiers present felt like they had a ray of light on their backs, and most of their doubts were dispelled.
Tu Shanjin snorted coldly and said in a neither salty nor cold tone: "I am aware of the rumors. Such rumors that shake the people's hearts and harm the country should be punished."
"The order goes down. Anyone who criticizes me because of rumors will be punished by the nine clans. Anyone who writes a letter to admonish me because of rumors will be punished with death. Anyone who slanders me because of rumors in the city and court will be sentenced to suicide."
Damn familiar tyrant behavior!
At this point, the doubts in the minds of the ministers were completely dispelled. Your Majesty was right!
Gao Chongguang, the big troll in the court, couldn't help it anymore. He jumped out and yelled at the ministers: "Your Majesty has really given you too much face in the past. Every one of you has been beaten and beaten! Your Majesty is kind-hearted and willing to be lenient to you." But you are not satisfied anymore and want to doubt Your Majesty!"
"The bottom line is that the waves behind you in the Yangtze River push the waves in front. You are the same as you are! You fuckers!"
"Gao Lang favors you! Be careful what you say!" Many ministers were scolded and their defenses were broken.
Tu Shanjin's eyes fell on Gao Chongguang, and he looked at him squarely for the first time.
Although this person is not very capable, his mouth is really comfortable.
No wonder Yaoyao wanted to send Long Shadow Guard to protect him secretly.
After hearing the report from Long Shadow Guard, Yue had secretly repelled twelve waves of assassinations for him.
"Okay." Tu Shanjin revealed the matter lightly, "Gaolang violated the rules in front of the central hall and will be fined half a year's salary."
Gao Chongguang raised his chin haughtily towards his ministers, and then withdrew with satisfaction.
Anyway, the fined salary was enough to make him work for nothing for ten years, so he didn't care!
If you can get paid to troll people and hug His Majesty's thigh, then that's worth it!
Hum~
Tu Shanjin thus suppressed the rumors in the court. After arranging all matters resolutely, he pointed his sword at Shu.
"Du Guanliu and the southern army commander Ruan Xiangsong led troops to rebel in Shu. The rebellious ministers and traitors were bold and rampant. I will do as they wished, put down the rebellion, kill the traitors, and lead the expedition myself!
