When they came to Shu, everyone's door was closed, but when they left Shu, they were greeted by each other, and the people's cries and shouts were loud.
"Goddess, do you really want to leave Shu so soon?"
"Goddess, how can we live if you leave! Wow wow wow wow!"
"Goddess, please stay for a while longer!"
"Goddess! Goddess!!!"
The entire main street was blocked, making it difficult for the long army to advance. The people of the Western Zhou Dynasty were everywhere.
Some hugged the Forbidden Army and Dragon Shadow Guards in pairs, trying to block the advance of the team, some lay on the road ahead, intending to make trouble, and some jumped onto the hood of the carriage, entrenching themselves in the shape of a large character above. , a runny nose and tears.
"Goddess, if you want to leave, take the grassroots with you! Wow wow wow!"
While he was crying and howling, he also slapped the carriage cover emotionally, making a clanging sound that made Tu Shanjin and Yun Yaoyao's heads inside the carriage buzz.
Tu Shanjin closed his eyes, smiled deathly, and felt a chill all over his body: "Yao'er, can I take him away?"
Yun Yaoyao naturally knew that he was taking away one thing and not another.
But what bad intentions can these people have? It's just that the people's customs are a bit tougher and their humor is a bit more forward. After all, their intentions are good.
She stretched out her finger and poked Tu Shanjin's forehead: "No."
Then he opened the sedan curtain and gestured to Niu Xiuer outside.
Niu Xiuer took a deep breath and roared towards the sky.
"Labor and Capital Shu Daoshan!!!"
The scene fell silent instantly, and under the suppression of Niu Xiuer's blood, the team finally resumed its advance.
During this trip, Yun Yaoyao also abducted many talents, some of whom stayed in Shu, and some of whom were brought to the capital to shine.
Now thinking back on the two months she spent in Shu, Yun Yaoyao still feels very fulfilled.
The only regret is that I lost time during the war.
The day of the year coincided with the attack on Guangyuan. Everyone was focused on the war. When they entered Shu, they were busy chasing down the rebels and eliminating the remnants.
After the chaos in Shu gradually subsided, they suddenly realized that this year had already passed.
Yun Yaoyao held her chin up, looked into the distance with her bright eyes, and sighed softly: "What a pity, the Chinese New Year is engraved in the DNA of every descendant of the Yan and Huang Dynasties..."
On the side, Tu Shanjin listened to her sigh and fell into deep thought.
At the same time, the capital was also very lively.
On the streets, people's faces were full of smiles and enthusiasm, and they all rolled up their sleeves and got to work.
"Your Majesty and Your Majesty are about to return to Beijing. The doors of every house must be cleaned. Broken plaques should be replaced. Dirty walls should be painted. Your Majesty and Your Majesty must not see anything that is an eyesore as soon as they return to Beijing. Something!”
"The crooked-necked tree has also been cut down. It has become displeasing to my eyes a long time ago. Move a tall and beautiful one over!"
"Hey, hey, I'm talking about you! When are you going to get your hair straightened out? Do you want His Majesty to be frightened by you as a chicken as soon as she returns to Beijing?"
"Whose rhubarb is this? It poops on the street again! Block up its asshole!"
"Woof woof woof! (expletive)"
"Guys, hurry up! We've cleaned up the streets at home, and there are His Majesty's tasks waiting for us to do!"
The courtiers who heard the news were also overjoyed.
Hey, your majesty is finally coming back.
I haven’t seen His Majesty’s handsome and handsome face for a long time, so I miss him~
I haven’t been scolded by His Majesty for a long time, and I feel a little nostalgic~
It’s been a long time since I’ve been to court, and even more... wait, I’m going to court!
Thinking of going to court, the eyes of the courtiers instantly became clear.
In the past, it was okay to go to court every day. Since His Majesty left Beijing, they no longer had to go to court, so they gradually became lazy.
In the first few days, I still insisted on getting up in the morning as before. Then from a certain day, I started to sleep, gradually, and became more and more sleepy...
After greedily sleeping, the courtiers discovered that greedy sleep is really happy! Delight! What a wonderful thing in life!
Now that His Majesty is going back to Beijing, he has to get up and go to court before dawn.
What a tragedy! What a pain! What a hardship!
That's all, once you enter the court, Tan Mian is an old friend from now on.
His Majesty also secretly told them an important matter, so they should complete the important matter first!
More than half a month passed by. When I left Beijing, it was still covered in cold snow, but when I returned to Beijing, it was spring and the flowers were blooming.
The large army slowly arrived at the outskirts. Not far away, the majestic city wall of the capital came into view.
Yun Yaoyao got out of the carriage excitedly, and immediately poured love on the land under her feet.
“yue！！！”
On the side, Tu Shanjin carefully wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, handed her some water, and patted her back with an anxious look on his face.
"I have suffered a lot along the way, and I can have a good rest when I return to Beijing."
After saying that, Tu Shanjin suddenly thought of something again, and his expression changed slightly.
"Yao'er, you vomited even more after leaving Shu. Could it be that..."
Hearing this, Yun Yaoyao also changed her expression: "Quickly tell the doctor!"
The imperial doctor who had received the order rushed over. Faced with two sharp gazes at the same time, he couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, closed his eyes, and felt his pulse carefully.
After finishing the work, the imperial doctor became even more nervous: "Your Majesty, the empress is just suffering from dizziness. The carriage was bumpy on the way back to Beijing, so it is inevitable that she will suffer from this disease."
The imperial doctor originally thought that he was going to suffer some disaster, but unexpectedly they both breathed a sigh of relief.
His Majesty was seen hugging the Queen's waist, gently stroking her belly with his big palm, raising his chin proudly, and speaking with a strong tone.
"Even if it recognizes the situation, I haven't spent enough time with you, so how can I let other little things get there first?"
The imperial doctor trembled when he heard this, and the villain in his heart roared crazily.
Your Majesty, this is no small thing, this is your future prince and princess!
If the censors in the court hear that you are so willful that you want a queen instead of an heir, they will have to interfere with you for ten days and ten nights!
Unexpectedly, the Queen also nodded in agreement when she heard this, and even joked: "I don't think you have the ability to win in one shot."
The imperial doctor trembled again, "My Lady, you have always dared to speak, I admire you!"
Tu Shanjin's eyes darkened a bit, and his big palm was still carelessly caressing Yun Yaoyao's waist, but the strength was vaguely filled with desire that only the two of them could understand: "Oh?"
"The entire Shu team failed to perform their duties as husbands well. It seems that Yao'er is to blame. After returning to the palace, my husband will behave well and work day and night to ensure Yao'er is satisfied."
Hearing these words of tiger and wolf, Yun Yaoyao's face turned yellow: "You!"
Then the inexplicable desire to win arose in her heart. How could she, a modern person, not be able to drive an ancient person?
"Okay." Yun Yaoyao chuckled, and her delicate white fingertips hooked Tu Shanjin's chin, "We work day and night. Your Majesty, please don't change from cheese to bland rice water."
Doctor: Ahhhh! I'm still listening! The life of a lonely person also matters!
Seeing that the situation between His Majesty and the Empress was about to explode, he quickly said: "Wei Chen, please leave." and slipped away.
At this time, the city gate in the distance suddenly opened slowly.
A group of forbidden troops opened the way, and the ministers poured out. They all knelt on the ground and their voices were solemn and respectful.
"Your Majesty is welcome back to Beijing! Your Majesty is welcome back to Beijing!"
"Long live your majesty!"
"The queen is a thousand years old!"
The sound of drums in the city also came, mixed with the cheers of the people.
Only then did Tu Shanjin calm down some of his petty thoughts, his face was solemn, and he said softly: "Pingshen."
The ministers stood up, and Minister Ning Shou Li Ning personally led two horses and handed the reins to them respectfully: "We sincerely welcome your Majesty, Your Majesty, back to the capital!"
The two horses, one silver white and one pure black, were the horses chosen by the two during the autumn hunting in the past. At that time, Yun Yaoyao was still in Tu Shanjin's body and tamed the black horse and named it Rice Tong.
Yun Yaoyao was about to take the reins of the white horse, but the black horse glanced at Tu Shanjin, turned around, and after a circle, it came to Yun Yaoyao's side.
Fan Tong proudly raised his foot and rubbed Yun Yaoyao, snorting.
Twoleg, don't think that I can't recognize you now that you've changed your body. I can smell the ungrateful smell about you.
Come on up, remember to give me something to eat later. If you're tired of eating grass, give me something the Twolegs like to eat this time.
Yun Yaoyao laughed, stepped on the stirrups and easily turned over on the horse's back: "You stupid horse."
"Go back for more food!"
Yun Yaoyao, Tu Shan Jin and other people entered the capital in a mighty manner, and were greeted by people on the road, all with smiles.
The streets are spotless, the shops are tidy, the streets are bright and clean, and even the dogs on the roadside are wearing new clothes, as if they are celebrating the return of the emperor and queen to Beijing.
Yun Yaoyao was unconsciously infected by the emotions of the people, and a smile appeared on her lips.
But while smiling, Yun Yaoyao realized something was wrong.
Why does it seem like people are secretly cricketing her?
Not sure, check again.
After watching Yun Yaoyao, I was sure that they were just cricketing themselves.
But why?
Is there food in her teeth? !
Yun Yaoyao immediately pretended to fiddle with the reins and lowered her head. Then she quietly touched her teeth with her tongue and scanned it quickly.
After making sure there was no food on her teeth, she raised her head and continued to smile.
As long as it's not an unforgettable thing like having food in your teeth, it's fine. It's up to you to be crickets.
But then Yun Yaoyao discovered that the courtiers were also playing crickets on her. They gathered in a group and looked over from time to time, showing a meaningful smile.
Yun Yaoyao couldn't hold herself any longer now.
What the hell are they doing to themselves?
