"Congratulations, Your Majesty, you are happy!"
Yun Yaoyao, who stood aside with her eyes popping out, said: "Huh???"
The good doctor realized that he was lying, and quickly knelt down and changed his words: "Your Majesty, please forgive me, I am so happy that I have no choice but to say what I said!"
"Congratulations to your Majesty, the baby in your belly is more than a month old!"
Seeing that the two of them were immediately immersed in the news and did not blame themselves, Imperial Physician Shan wiped away his sweat.
This matter has to start when the people in the city celebrate their lives for His Majesty and His Majesty. From then on, His Majesty and His Majesty's empress began to change their personalities.
One moment, he could feel His Majesty's coercion on the empress. The next moment, he saw that the empress was smiling and kind, and so was Your Majesty. The next moment, his face was as cold as if he would kill you. The next moment, he was so approachable that he smiled and cared about all my dear friends. .
He was moody and jumped up and down repeatedly, causing his heart, a conscientious minister, to rise and fall from time to time.
In this regard, the good doctor could only come to one conclusion: two kinds of people cannot sleep in the same bed!
The good doctor prescribed some anti-fetal medicine and gave many instructions before he respectfully withdrew, leaving only the two people in the room who were still looking at each other and at a loss.
"Are we going to have a child?" Yun Yaoyao blinked and broke the silence.
Tu Shanjin nodded and swallowed lightly: "Am I going to have a baby?"
"So far it seems so."
The two of them stared at each other and took a while to accept the fact before looking down at Tu Shanjin's belly.
Yun Yaoyao and Tu Shanjin couldn't help but feel a strange feeling in their hearts when they thought that a little life had been conceived inside it, a little life that belonged to both of them.
Tu Shanjin was even more surprised in his heart. He was probably the first man in the world who could experience what it was like to be pregnant and give birth.
"Do you think I'm pregnant with a boy or a girl?" Yun Yaoyao couldn't help but put her hand on his belly. The warm touch hit her, and her heart softened inexplicably.
"I don't know, it's suitable for both men and women. It would be great to be like you." Tu Shanjin hesitated for a moment and also put his hand on it.
It was warm, flat, and motionless. If it hadn't been for Dr. Shan's diagnosis, he would never have thought that there was a child inside.
"As good as anyone, we have such good genes, it would be a pity not to have a child." Yun Yaoyao grinned, "The good doctor said you can't have sex in the first three months. When you are three months pregnant, we will switch back. , I will be pregnant for another three months, half of each other, and the love will not break up."
"Leave the court affairs to me for these three months, and you can raise your baby with peace of mind!"
The news that the Queen was pregnant spread throughout the entire previous dynasty the next day.
All the officials were overjoyed. This is the little majesty or little goddess who can lead Yan Chi to greater glory in the future!
If His Majesty is more ambitious and gives birth to twins, then the little goddesses and His Majesty will gather together at once to punch the dragon and kick the Xiongnu, so that the neighboring countries will willingly surrender and become vassals. Wow! !
Taeya! Taeya!
So, during the long period of memorials that followed, the officials began to smuggle in their private goods again.
After discussing political affairs seriously at the beginning, he added a hidden sentence at the end.
Such as: "Did your Majesty sleep well yesterday?" "Is your pregnancy stable recently?" "Is your Majesty experiencing any symptoms of discomfort?" "I dreamed yesterday that your Majesty gave birth to twins, a dragon and a phoenix. The dragon and the phoenix appear auspicious, which must be good luck. "Zhao!" "Weichen's wife has rich experience in childbirth and can come to take care of the empress. If your majesty needs it, Weichen can also come to take care of her, and Weichen's family can come to take care of her..." and so on.
The workaholic Tu Shanjin still insisted on reviewing the memorials by himself during his early pregnancy. As a result, every time he finished reviewing, he was caught off guard by the officials' concern and greetings about his fetal status.
How to describe this feeling? It’s hard to put into words.
The door of the palace opened at this time, and Yun Yaoyao walked in with a large plate of green leafy vegetables, and said nonchalantly: "These are vegetables rich in folic acid. You must not be deficient in folic acid during pregnancy."
Looking at the large plate of green vegetables, Tu Shanjin felt that his face was turning green. He turned his head and protested: "I have no appetite, I don't want to eat."
Yun Yaoyao skillfully coaxed people: "The food is bad, but the people are good. Can I feed you?"
"Okay." Tu Shanjin was coaxed in seconds, and then he opened his mouth obediently.
While chewing the tasteless vegetables, Tu Shanjin picked up a new memorial. Only then did Tu Shanjin realize that there were several pamphlets in the memorial. He took it out curiously and took a look.
The cover reads "A good pregnancy begins with child care", "Father's voice is the best prenatal education", "From pregnancy to child care, strange knowledge increases", and the signature at the end of the book reads as if Mr. Wealth The big character "西"!
Yun Yaoyao burst out laughing: "I asked him why he hasn't published a new language book recently. He was busy publishing a parenting book!"
Tu Shan Jin laughed angrily: "It seems that Dali Temple is not busy enough recently." Then he held the parenting book and read it with interest.
The days passed by like this. I thought pregnancy would be a very hard and torturous thing, but Tu Shanjin was just like a normal person, eating when he should, sleeping when he should, and doing all the usual things he should do.
Except for the growing belly and the gradually interacting fetus in her belly, Tu Shanjin really couldn't feel the reaction of pregnancy.
On the contrary, Yun Yaoyao started to vomit, vomiting so hard that she lost all her appetite and vomited like a corpse.
In response to this strange phenomenon, Imperial Physician Shan explained: "After recuperation, the mother's physical fitness is now very good. In addition, the mother has been exercising for a long time, and the fetus in the belly is blessed by heaven, so it is immune to the common diseases of pregnant women." Pregnancy is painful.”
"As for your majesty's unhappiness... no, your vomiting is a symptom of pregnancy caused by your majesty's joy of becoming a father, worry about your mother's health, fear of future responsibilities, and all kinds of mixed emotions."
Yun Yaoyao nodded with a disheveled face, retching while waving for people to get off.
Spring passed, autumn came, winter came again, and finally the day of delivery arrived.
In the inner hall of Yun Ning Palace, the anxious shouts of the stable women kept coming: "Queen, please work hard, work hard!"
"Bring hot water!"
"Come on, come on! We're almost seeing the end!"
"Mom, please work harder! Try harder!!"
Outside the hall, Yun Yaoyao was pacing back and forth anxiously, looking up from time to time, her palms already covered with sweat.
The courtiers around him were also extremely anxious.
"The Queen is both a blessing and a goddess, so she will definitely come out safely!"
"But I still feel very panicked. God bless me. I hope my mother and son are safe."
"By the way of heaven, believers are willing to dedicate all the official fortunes of their colleagues. I only hope that the empress can come out safely and the emperor's heir can be born safely!"
For the thirteenth time, Yun Yaoyao wiped the sweat from her forehead and glanced at the courtiers who looked more anxious than her. For those who didn't know, they thought their children were being born inside!
She clasped her hands together and prayed devoutly.
Don't let anything happen...
Don’t ever have a silly scene about protecting the elder and the younger...
The mother and son must be safe...oh no, the father and son must be safe...
I don’t know how long it took, but a voice finally came from inside: “It’s happening, it’s happening!”
Yun Yaoyao strode into the hall, ignoring the obstruction of others and not looking at the child in Po Wen's hands. She ran towards the figure lying on the couch.
When she first held the other party's cold hand, Yun Yaoyao's tense heart finally calmed down: "You have suffered... You have suffered... I wish you were safe."
Tu Shanjin's face was as pale as paper, and beads of sweat rolled down his forehead. He smiled: "They say that a woman giving birth is equivalent to going to hell. I have truly experienced it."
At this time, Po Wen knelt down to show the two of them the baby wrapped in swaddling clothes. She narrowed her eyes and smiled happily: "Congratulations to your majesty, congratulations to the empress, it is a dragon and a phoenix. The combination of dragon and phoenix is a good sign!"
Wenpo originally thought that the two of them would be overjoyed, but unexpectedly, the two of them were a little happy, but not much. She glanced at the two wrinkled babies calmly.
Tu Shanjin: "A bit ugly, not like you."
Yun Yaoyao: "No matter how much I raise you, I still won't look like you."
Two people: "...Hey."
The babies seemed to be able to sense the emotions of their parents. They clenched their fists, their little faces turned red, and they burst into tears.
Weeping so much that the courtiers huddled at the door and listened anxiously in the corner were smiling and ecstatic.
"Dragon and phoenix twins! Dragon and phoenix twins! God bless Yan Chi, hahaha! The little majesty and the little goddess are really together at once!"
"This cry is powerful! As soon as I hear it, I feel like an emperor and a goddess!"
"Neighbors, tremble!!"
Some things are destined to go the way they are when they are born.
For example, when Tushan Shihe (male) and Tushan Suimin (female) were born, the parents who greeted them seemed not very sensible at first glance.
As the saying goes, as long as the parents are ignorant, the children will become sensible early.
From then on, Tushan Shihe and Tushan Suimin were destined to grow up as barbaric and sensible.
For example, when his mother was breastfeeding with a cold face, her father, who was not very cool at times, also wanted to taste what it tasted like. The two of them pulled and pulled in a sticky manner, and the food ration turned into facial cleanser, which made their faces slurp.
When they were older, the two of them could walk crookedly, and their father and mother would ride in front of them and whip their whips, turning back to them from time to time and saying: Come and chase us~
The two babies looked at their short legs, then at the long horse legs not far away that were so tall and strong that they could crush them to death with one kick, and fell into deep thought.
In the end, there was a lazy black horse named Fantong who couldn't stand it anymore. He followed them leisurely while chewing grass, and helped the two of them when they were about to fall.
When they were older, the two of them could ride on a horse. The eyes of their undistinguished father, the emperor, and the empress began to shine, and they forgot whether it was the father or the empress who said excitedly: "Involution," Start with the baby!
From then on, the two babies started a busy and fulfilling life.
The two treasures also have ideas, talents and hard work. They can master whatever they learn. In Yun Yaoyao's words: It doesn't look like they learned it, but it looks like they haven't forgotten it in their previous life.
Each skill was illuminated: riding a horse, drawing a bow and shooting an arrow, wielding a knife or a gun, writing calligraphy, quick spells, knowing everything about politics and history...
Sometimes when I go out of Beijing, I have to bring some signature snacks for my father, queen and queen, or I sometimes take the blame for my father, queen and queen.
The aloof Tushan Suimin and the dark-hearted Tushan Shihe: Hey, it’s so difficult to take care of parents this time!
Of course, this generation of courtiers is also difficult to lead!
Whenever I meet them, it's hard to resist the other person's enthusiasm, even if their eyes are sticky, and I have to hold my tongue when speaking, as if there's a lump in my throat.
She also always likes to give me some greeting gifts and specialties. I can't push them away, and I can't listen to them at the same time. It's really a headache!
It is also difficult to lead the people of this generation.
There is a folk storyteller called Mr. Fugui, who always likes to write storytellers about them. In the storybook, the two of them are so powerful that they can almost break the sky.
Unexpectedly, the common people love this kind of storybook, and they are very popular and pass it on word of mouth. Some people even keep portraits of the two of them at home, just waiting for the woman at home to get pregnant, so that the fetus in the belly will grow according to the two of them.
The last time they left the capital, Tushan Shihe and Tushan Suimin were recognized for some reason. Behind them, Wu Yangyang was followed by a large number of fanatic fans. They were so frightened that they hurried back to the palace on their rice pails.
After returning to the palace, just as he was about to give the purchased Fangliange snacks to his father, the emperor and his mother, he saw two familiar figures clinging together under the tree not far away.
The two young and mature ones sighed quietly and said.
"The father, the queen, and the queen are chewing their mouths again."
"Maybe the itchy lips are coming back again, let them chew on them."
"My hands are itchy too. I'm going to see Mr. Wei to learn chess skills."
"Oh, then I'll go practice horsemanship."
The two little ones remembered the instructions and turned around to work hard on the retirement plan of their father, the emperor and his mother.
